David Shattenborough

A version of the renowned and loved David Attenborough, used best to describe someone who has, or is undergoing, the process of shitting oneself, as the faecal matter currently deposited in their underwear contains various undiscovered and undocumented lifeforms, much like the one's David Attenborough discovers in his wildife documentaries.

*James shits himself violently*

Ben; Eugh gross, James just shat himself!

Matt; haha, what a David Shattenborough!

by CompulsiveDribbler304 April 26, 2011

david gang that

To be compleatly whipped by an ugly/hairy italian that looks like voldamort

Hey are you going to hang out or david gang that like always

by pappa aden December 9, 2010

David Christensen

The antichrist who has returned in the form of a great panda.

You were just smitten by David Christensen!!!!!!

by Salansar October 19, 2008

David Livingston

An amazing human being that makes awesome YouTube videos

David Livingston all mighty

by DAZEY July 2, 2015

david traylor

A nice sensative person who loves to help others in need.

David traylor is such a nice person

by Callulater January 21, 2017

David Booth

Basically a scummy motherfucker who was raised as a single child and doesn't know the value of anything, A david booth likes to steal weed and lie. A typical booth will talk all about how nice his Jeep is while actually having no knowledge of motor vehicles and is shit at video games.

Bro my dabs are gone from my car! Probably that David Booth motherfucker.

by tastyCheese November 9, 2018

Terran David

Terran David is one of the most best looking boys he gets girls and he is one love he does not cheat he is a great boy that is good at basketball and has the best shooting Terran David is friendly and nice

Terran David can also getad sometimes but thats just who Terran David is 😆

Terran David is the best

by He good July 15, 2017