Jack Daniels

Sell-outs

I'm boycotting

86 proof down to 80 proof

by Heath February 2, 2005

Daniel Hadad

Man with dick the size of the Statue of Liberty

Wow look it is big dick Daniel Hadad

by Chris Sandyballs January 28, 2018

Daniel Carter

A secret school shooter.
He is a blond white fucker that loves the word nigga. The type of guy that donates to the KKK.

KKK member 1: Wow we just got an a million pound donation.

KKK member 2: Nope that's Daniel Carter.

by Realspeaker197 October 17, 2021

Danielle Savre

Sunshine in human form with an endless supply of candy.

Danielle Savre is the greatest human in history.

by LBDS19 August 26, 2022

Daniels penis

tiny.

ew, have you seen daniels penis? that shit small as hell my nigga.

by bigdickenergyisforthenazis January 29, 2020

Damn, Daniel

That shitty vine/twitter meme which consists of a "well-dressed teen, and his friend commenting on his outfit". In reality it had no comedic ground to stand upon, other than "durr the voice is funny lmoa xdddd kill me".

Seriously, if you found it even slightly funny, you're part of the problem.

Damn Daniel! I have no complex thought and so I drown myself in meaningless, purposeless 6 second videos, as my attention span isn't developed enough to think critically about literally anything. Furthermore, I'm not even capable of forming unique preferences or ideas at all, so I just follow whatever everyone else is watching, no matter how moronic or bland it is.

Damn, Daniel! I'm an insipid troglodyte piece of shit waste of oxygen!

by durrplant September 1, 2016

Daniel Lloyd

Daniel Lloyd is the real world Batman and has a secret base in the UK, Japan, Russia and of course Gotham city. His Bat-mobile is just a motorized wheelie bin with the batman symbol drawn on the front in crayon (Crayola crayons of course). Knows ninja moves and fought in the Vietnam war, on both sides no less!

Also Daniel Lloyd A.K.A Batman has shared a close personal relationship with people such as Nelson Mandela, Ian Watkins, Fidel Castro, Morgan Freeman, Jack Nicholson, Cesar Romero, Heath Ledger and Hulk Hogan over the years but all have sworn an oath to keep their knowledge of Batman's true Identity a secret.

"I heard Daniel Lloyd is Batman."
"Shhh that sort of talk'll get yous in trouble it will."

by Alfredthebutler September 6, 2012