Ya dad on bacon scruts

The ultimate comeback for "ya mam on toast"

Person one: You're gay
Person two: So's your mam on toast
Person one: So's your dad on bacon scruts
Person two: :-(

by Fo' Shizzo November 24, 2004

Jacking off your dad

Hitting a home run

Did you see that shot Jimmy hit? He was definitely jacking off your dad!

by Justin Thebodix September 07, 2010

Uncle Dad And The Family Secret

A punk,rock,ska band out of Killington Vermont .
Check them out on Myspace.com/uncledad

Did you hear the band Uncle Dad and the family secret the other night ya there kick ass

by UncleDad March 22, 2009

do dad on the mowmow

The object of which you desire on an object of witch you do not want to try and reach.

"Hey hand me that do dad on the mowmow!"

by the evil midget July 22, 2009

At my dads town

Fake way to try and impress friends by saying you have something or have done something in your dad's town.

Kevin-Guys i have a 5 million dollar car At my dads town.
Guys-Bullshit.

by Conman404 August 21, 2007

2 gay dads

a term used to end someone in a argument; only used when necessary or if the guys name is jonnathon

Jonathon: hey
Me: You have 2 gay dads
Jonathon : (Never seen again)

by vitsddncslsfnrwrf March 07, 2018

Step Dad Season

when someone you knows mom is very attractive and want to hook up with them becoming their step dad.

Beckys mom is coming to the party as well, you know what that means, its step dad season

by Bigheadedhick April 06, 2021