A young person or kid who is acting like a complete and utter douche bag. A play on salmon smolt which spawn and swim out to sea- a douche smolt spawns and migrates to where it can be the most douchey, around older douche bags.
That little kid is a pathetic douche smolt. Look how he migrates toward all those big groups of douche bags.
by The_JDH July 24, 2009
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Get the eye douche mug.a "satchel" is a really big bag... of "douche". So someone who is a really big douche bag, would be a "douche satchel"
an expletive, used in instances of anger/frustration
an expletive, used in instances of anger/frustration
by tl77 November 25, 2010
Get the douche satchel mug.A very angry internet poster who has been known to cheat on occasion. Has been known to scam his way to the top.
Anything to win.
Anything to win.
by Toilet Monkey July 1, 2011
Get the Tenacious Douche mug.Similar to douche bag but much more offensive. An insult that should be used for only the worst kind of asshole. Similar to a dirty mother fucker
Literal Definition:
A douche mother is the douche that your mother used to clean out her vagina after she gave birth to you.
Literal Definition:
A douche mother is the douche that your mother used to clean out her vagina after she gave birth to you.
by Jane Brane January 6, 2008
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by northeastcollegekid February 12, 2012
Get the douche ticket mug.Is a person who thinks they are the shit, when in fact they are a piece of shit and a douche to boot.
by Mountain Dewche April 15, 2009
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