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Douche Smolt

A young person or kid who is acting like a complete and utter douche bag. A play on salmon smolt which spawn and swim out to sea- a douche smolt spawns and migrates to where it can be the most douchey, around older douche bags.
That little kid is a pathetic douche smolt. Look how he migrates toward all those big groups of douche bags.
by The_JDH July 24, 2009
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eye douche

My contacts are dried out, I need to get some eye douche.
by txmom74 September 30, 2010
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douche satchel

a "satchel" is a really big bag... of "douche". So someone who is a really big douche bag, would be a "douche satchel"

an expletive, used in instances of anger/frustration
That guy almost hit me with is car, DOUCHE SATCHEL!
by tl77 November 25, 2010
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Tenacious Douche

A very angry internet poster who has been known to cheat on occasion. Has been known to scam his way to the top.
Anything to win.
That guy is being a complete Tenacious Douche
by Toilet Monkey July 1, 2011
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douche mother

Similar to douche bag but much more offensive. An insult that should be used for only the worst kind of asshole. Similar to a dirty mother fucker

Literal Definition:

A douche mother is the douche that your mother used to clean out her vagina after she gave birth to you.
by Jane Brane January 6, 2008
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douche ticket

like the insult douchebag, but more fun to say
"stop being such a douche ticket"

"that ref is a douche ticket"

"her boyfriend is a complete douche ticket"
by northeastcollegekid February 12, 2012
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Douche Manure

Is a person who thinks they are the shit, when in fact they are a piece of shit and a douche to boot.
Mortimer: Hey guys I just got 1600 on my SATS.

Me: Shut up Mort, you Douche Manure.
by Mountain Dewche April 15, 2009
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