crush

the worst fucking thing in the world even more so if your crush doesn't like you back and says that to your face and it feels like your heart is being ripped out or slowly picked apart.

"oh you know sally"

"yeah"
"billy has a huge crush on her"
"but i don't think sally likes billy back"

"wow that's gonna crush billy's heart"

by asadhumanbeingthatisverylonely February 16, 2017

crush & grind

A state of mind

Based on an relaxed caribbean, chilling in a haze near the beach, kind of vibe

Don: "hey man, what have you been up to?"
A verry relaxed Peter: "You know how it is man I'm just here on my crush & grind.

by Crushgrind.com February 24, 2017

Crush

A person that sounds like Ariana Grande and looks like a Disney Princess. She might be a tiny girl with a big heart.

She is crushtastic

by Cvllixtux February 28, 2017

button crushing

The sexual act of pressing down just below a person's navel while fucking (usually from behind but any way works) them which increases pressure to their g-spot or prostate depending on which they have, as well as the dick inside them. If done properly it may result in a more intense orgasm for the receiving person.

"Glen's the best lover I've ever had. He always uses button crushing as a finishing move!"

by CreativeWithaD June 18, 2018

ghost crush

When you like someone and they don't know you exist

Sarah: I have a ghost crush on Steve

Rachel : You want me to tell him about you

by ayee_mans April 25, 2016

Crushed the Eggs

When you sit down too violently or carelessly, and land on your own gonads. More likely to happen after a hot shower.

"Fancy a coffee, Colin?"
"Ah I'd love one, Tracy. I'll be in the living room."

*A loud screech echoes thirty seconds later.*

"Colin?! Are you alright?!"
"Frickin', flippin', shoot, just sat on the old happy sack is all Wendy! You know, just crushed the eggs a tad."
"Oh you poor thing, no punani slaying tonight then sweetie. I'll go get the frozen peas."

by TheDudesRug May 9, 2016

heart crushing

An act of emotional violence, usually committed by a book, which leaves the individual experiencing it both elated and devastated simultaneously.

In my book, there's a lot of intrigue and thrill and SHE'S TRYING TO KILL HER AND HE KNOWS IT BUT HE DOESN'T WANT TO TELL HER AND HE CAN'T LET HER GO BUT HE LEAVES HER IN DANGER IF SHE'S ON THE CASE AND IT'S ALL SO HEART CRUSHING.

by abooklovernevergoestobedalone October 10, 2016