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prarie doggin' the closet

When your homosexual baggage has exceeded the maximum "closet" storage capacity and begins to push you into coming out of the closet and you try to push it back into the closet.
Jimmy began prarie doggin' the closet when his mom found the ticket stubs to the Cher / Barbra Streisand concert on ice.
by Alaska Boss Bitch September 30, 2017
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the gate doesn't close before the cart is full

When Jonny Brown is so gullable that he thinks that it means something -From James
Wow, Jonny brown doesnt know that the gate doesn't close before the cart is full. He only knows that he succeeded in putting his arm around Nina (the girl he likes)
by Prankjonny.com November 18, 2017
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Crystal "Ide close it"

Named "Crystal Ide" at birth, a person who is proficient in the art of closing deals, and is therefore named, Crystal "Ide close it."
Danny Wojcicki removed Crystal "Ide close it" from the group.
by jmcclure26 January 10, 2018
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Play It Closer

Waiting until closer to the time of the event to make an decision.
I guess we can't play Apex tonight. Wait let's "play it closer" before we say that.
by Callyce01 February 28, 2019
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Coming out of The Closet

Coming out of the Closet is what you do when you want to identify yourself as homie-sexual
John was coming out of the closet! I cant believe he's homie-sexual!
by Awesoken June 17, 2020
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pee in a closet

Pee in a cup in a closet: The popular reference that every billie stan knows.

Stems back all the way to April 17th, 2018 when billie eilish was going on a trip to the doctors with her lovely mother. The nurses told her to pee in a cup (in the bathroom) so her funky brain told her to go into the closet and do it there. Naturally, it was dark inside that closet so she spilled ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’ธ๐“Š๐“… ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐’พ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’ธ๐“Š๐“… ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐’ถ๐“‡๐‘œ๐“Š๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’ธ๐“Š๐“… ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’ป๐“๐‘œ๐‘œ๐“‡, and the nurse looked at her with such disappointment and despair.

Best moment in billie stan history and all of us are very happy that we got a hold of this beautiful story so it doesn't haunt billie :)
"BRO YOU PUSHED ME INTO THE CLOSET AND TOLD ME TO PEE IN THE CUP SO I DID"
"This is janky as fuck"
"pee in a closet": When a funky person goes to the doctors and gets asked to pee in a cup, so they go into a closet and do it there.
by Sparkle girl 101 October 25, 2020
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Donโ€™t come close

Donโ€™t come close means if you come close you will get your ass beat.
Tell Aiyesha donโ€™t come close before I beat her ass
by dareal1lulu November 14, 2020
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