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Captain Pwnage

There is only one thing I can say about him, CROCK OF SHIT who goes for Essendon, who masterbates over every episode of Underbelly. He took some magical drug, and ever since his mind is the eqivalent of a gorilla.
- 40, 40 I see a fat hairy creature
- Shit, thats one old man
- Captain Pwnage, more Captain pedophile
- Are you practising for your role in the Hunchback of Notredam
by sdhfuigweiukjwegbf May 23, 2010
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Captain

Person 1: "Do you know that fool, Tony. How did he get so much respect?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's a captain. He owns all the ho's on the block"
by bad_bayonet November 27, 2024
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CAPTAIN GOGGLES

An intelligent human women who is captain goggles by day and captain pool by night. She gets her super hero power from eating Bush’s baked beans honey bacon flavor style. She will only save you if she’s near a pool. If you not by a pool just expect to not make it out. Sometimes clicks a pen to try and annoy people even though it doesn’t work.
“Your being such a captain goggles right now
by SCARFACE September 25, 2018
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captain's choice

When you don't care about how good or bad someone is at what they do or any of their character flaws, you just enjoy the guiltless pleasure of spending time with them. Synonym, freudenfreud
Dave picked out the most killer bakery to meet at last time so he get's captain's choice on the next venue that we go to.
by karma dogma darma October 16, 2024
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Tugboat Captain

What Beth wants. She had it once. He wore women's underwears and she let him get away after riding the motion of the ocean. Letting him get away: Biggest. Regret. Ever.
Beth: "I need to totes get some"
Arlyn: "Call on that captain to 'tug your boat'"
Beth: "For Shiz, I gotta get my tugboat captain back"
by BBLLAP February 13, 2013
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captain of the planet

The most amazing man on the planet. He is the best lover with a very large cock. He is "The Captain of the Planet". Example: "Hey guys, last night I came 7 times during sex with The Captain of the Planet!"
Hey guys, I came 7 times last night during sex with The captain of the Planet!
by Applesauce0917 April 5, 2020
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Captain Disgruntled

Mostly happy, but sometime extremely disgruntled!
Oh heads up Nathans got his Captain Disgruntled on today lol
by ORGANIZ3DCHA02 January 16, 2021
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