Candis

Similar to Joe, Candis is a phrase used in order to switch a person’s name to a vulgar phrase.

Bob: Candis really has a nice shirt.
Tyrone: Fool, who the hell is Candis?
Bob: Candis dick fit in your mouth?

Bob was then gangrapeed and killed by Tyrone’s hood.

by lord bobo July 29, 2020

atm candy

An escort.

Did you see Jack last night? The girl he had on his arm was hot!
Yeah, Jack likes showing up with ATM candy.

by anonymous December 17, 2023

truck candy

The whore they pass around trailer parks.

Amber is famous at Al's Trailer Park. She's their truck candy.

by Rilesformiles September 3, 2016

Candy Pilled

When you use rare candies in a Pokemon game to instantly level up your pokemon instead of leveling them up normally through tedious training via redundant battling. This method values fun over tradition.

Yo man, are you Candy Pilled or do you tough it out?

by Jinxler July 19, 2023

john candy

A penis sucked by a gay man in a bathroom. Cuz a bathroom is called a "john," and a penis is like a candy bar.

What you doing tonight, Joe?
Oh, gonna go out and try n get me some john candy

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) February 17, 2021

Candy

That one dude in your friends group that claims he's straight but he's kissed 20 or so guys and wears dresses in public

fuck off Candy

by Candyson the second™ November 20, 2022

Candy cane shank

You will get gangrene if you get stuck in the neck with one.

CO- Check under his rack, somebody gave me information that he had a candy cane shank in his cell.

by Solid Mantis December 28, 2019