1) When your nose gets broken while playing hockey.
2) Euphemism for rough sexual encounter with a Canadian
2) Euphemism for rough sexual encounter with a Canadian
by Oxford Hood December 17, 2018

by rFoxx February 13, 2024

If you hurt my feelings, I can go to the hospital and get them checked for free because I am a Canadian.
by Samantha Crosfield April 28, 2021

Canadian #1:"Yo hoser wanna go get me some Canadian Testicles from Timmies?"
Canadian #2: "Sure, is chocolate glaze ok?"
Canadian #1: "Sorry but i prefer honey cruller"
Canadian #2: "Oh its no problem. Sorry I even had to ask."
Canadian #2: "Sure, is chocolate glaze ok?"
Canadian #1: "Sorry but i prefer honey cruller"
Canadian #2: "Oh its no problem. Sorry I even had to ask."
by Sebbby1996 November 15, 2016

A Canadian standoff is two people going through the same door like,
*Canadian accent* "Please after you." "Oh no, no after you."
"But you've got groceries."
"I know, but it's mostly junk food so please you go."
*Canadian accent* "Please after you." "Oh no, no after you."
"But you've got groceries."
"I know, but it's mostly junk food so please you go."
by Dr. Knockers and bear January 26, 2017

by UrbanPenguin February 16, 2022

The "Canadian Wood Hump" is a unknown sex position used by not many. It starts where two Canadians get a log a lot of lube and use a catapult to anally penetrate the log into the ass, Then sculpture it into a wood statue therefore crushing the male/female who got penetrated by the wood.
by Canadian Wood Hump February 8, 2021
