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Canadian nose job

1) When your nose gets broken while playing hockey.

2) Euphemism for rough sexual encounter with a Canadian
1, 2) I should have given him 2 minutes in the penalty box for the Canadian nose job he gave me.
by Oxford Hood December 17, 2018
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Canadian Drive-by

Like a regular drive-by, except that the intended targets are politely waved at instead of shot at.
Jane pulled a Canadian Drive-by on me yesterday when I was walking home.
by rFoxx February 13, 2024
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Canadian

If you hurt my feelings, I can go to the hospital and get them checked for free because I am a Canadian.
by Samantha Crosfield April 28, 2021
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Canadian Testicles

Canadian #1:"Yo hoser wanna go get me some Canadian Testicles from Timmies?"
Canadian #2: "Sure, is chocolate glaze ok?"
Canadian #1: "Sorry but i prefer honey cruller"
Canadian #2: "Oh its no problem. Sorry I even had to ask."
by Sebbby1996 November 15, 2016
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Canadian standoff

When two people are trying to go through the same door at the same time
A Canadian standoff is two people going through the same door like,

*Canadian accent* "Please after you." "Oh no, no after you."

"But you've got groceries."
"I know, but it's mostly junk food so please you go."
by Dr. Knockers and bear January 26, 2017
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canadian tractor

cumming on the chest and motorboating them, effectively making motor oil
A : I gave your mom the canadian tractor last night
B : Honestly dude, you know I'm adopted
by UrbanPenguin February 16, 2022
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Canadian Wood Hump

The "Canadian Wood Hump" is a unknown sex position used by not many. It starts where two Canadians get a log a lot of lube and use a catapult to anally penetrate the log into the ass, Then sculpture it into a wood statue therefore crushing the male/female who got penetrated by the wood.
"Hey Jake wanna do the Canadian Wood Hump?!"
"Well Sure De Doo i would like to jess."
by Canadian Wood Hump February 8, 2021
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