californian

Californians = The best and strongest group of people in the 50 states.(51 after we take over Iraq) :D

Guy1: I'm from some cool state other than California
Guy2: I'm Californian
Girl: Cum here California and have sex with me.

(U are a fucking idiot if you think California is a bad place.)
Even though we are going through an apocalypse in Oct. 2007 with earthquakes and fires.

californian by Coolpimp November 20, 2007

Californian

A shaved landing strip of a females pubic region

That girl's gone Californian

Californian by Liam October 24, 2003

Facebook Californian 

Someone from california who joins a group/becomes a fan of a large number of California related things just to show off that he/she is from California. This person is also one of the few people in California that actually uses the word"cali" and not as a joke to make fun of out-of-staters trying to sound cool.

bob: Alyssa just joined "I am from california therefore I am automatically cooler than you", "In-n-out...it's a cali thing", "we got more bounce in california", "In california we dont have snowdays, we have fireweeks" and "blah blah blah in california/it's a cali thing"

john: She's a facebook californian

Facebook Californian by 8888883383555454 March 21, 2010

Californiacation 

n. (cali-fOrn~ea-kay-shen): the idea or theology in which becomes more importance than the greater belief and becomes tangible.

Dream of californiacation.

Californiacation by Natural Selection July 12, 2012

Difficult Californian 

An individual who is from California, most likely to be female, that migrates to another State to prey on the local peoples. They tend to get involved romantically with someone that is in that State. Because of their ties to California, they would rather not be in the new State. So after warming up to their prey, they decide to break their heart and leave. After leaving they try to deny all feelings they expressed in that State as if nothing ever happened. Resulting in emotional distress in both the Californian and the prey.

Beware to those that are Asian, clever, has a nice body, or name is Brandon (especially Brandon, studies have shown they have a thing for Brandon's)

Difficult Californian: Good thing there is a 3 hour timezone difference between us!

Person: What it is 5 hours. Your ridiculous!!

Difficult Californian: Shut-up your stupid.*HICCUP* Excuse me.

Person: Man its like clockwork.

Difficult Californian by Igrowcows March 2, 2010

Califorina Cheesesteak 

Preheat the oven to 200 degrees F.

Heat a cast-iron skillet or griddle over medium-high heat. When hot add the oil, onions and bell peppers, and cook, stirring, until caramelized, about 6 minutes. Add the garlic, salt, and pepper, and cook, stirring, for 30 seconds. Push off to 1 side of the griddle.

Add the meat (dead hooker) to the hot pan and cook, stirring and breaking up with the back of 2 metal spatulas, until almost no longer pink, about 2 minutes. Mix in the Sauteed vegetables. Top with cheese slices and melt. Spoon the cheesy meat (dead hooker) mixture into the warm buns and serve immediately with condiments of choice or Put the meat (dead hooker) in the bun and dip the spatula in the cheese whiz and then wipe the spatula down the inside of the bread.

A DEAD HOOKER IN THE SUN FOR 3 HOURS THEN SPEARD CHEESE ON HER VAG AND EAT IT. aka Califorina Cheesesteak

Califorina Cheesesteak by dr savage...trust me I'm a Dr. June 3, 2010

calilfornia mating call 

that unmistakable clikn sound created when chopping up some blow tring to lure some coke hoe over to your pad ..

dude .. it was a cake walk .. i just called that bitch up an give her the ol calilfornia mating call. .... next thing i know is we was neked doin shots a tekilla and me snortn fatties off her hip..

calilfornia mating call by gokoboko September 18, 2005