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Perhaps Cow

Perhaps Cow is the definition of Comedy.

Perhaps Cow is also a meme of a cow, with the writing 'Perhaps'.
Kit: Hey Gery, you know about the Perhaps Cow meme?

Gery: Perhaps
by C-Kitten May 19, 2021
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Trump 16 Mad Cow Virus

In addition to being used as a defence mechanism against Pro Trump supporters for telling anti- Trumpers that they have “Trump Derangement Syndrome,” it is far worse than Covid 19, in that there is no known cure for it except using group intervention, deprogramming via electro shock therapy and as a last resort, full frontal labotomy.
Ruby Ellers got called out by her ex-BF Angie Walz as having been infected with Trump 16 Mad Cow Virus after Ruby told Angie that she’s got Trump Derangement Syndrome. Angie & her friends had tried group intervention, but to no avail. So now Angie & her friends are hoping to have Ruby deprogrammed via electro shock therapy. If this doesn’t work, then Angie will call the men in white coats to take poor Ruby away and having Nurse Ratchet and her fellow neurosurgeons perform a full frontal labotomy instead.
by Sanity Crusader August 5, 2022
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Cow Tipping

The intentional tripping of pregnant women to cause a vocal reaction similar to that of a cows moo.
"yo bro, see that pregnant chick over there?"
"yeah, why?"
"5 bucks to commit some cow tipping"
by ilovesuckingonboobz November 5, 2025
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pigs and cows don't fly

a phrase used to mean "normal and civilized (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do.
a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learnt the basics of what electricity is, comes home and tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts screaming at him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs and cows don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.

son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?
by Sexydimma February 28, 2012
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gucci cow

a cow that is too gucci for you *sassy snap*
"that cow is so gucci it must be a gucci cow"
by somuchguccicow April 11, 2019
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When The Cow Cries, The Day Dies.

A saying from the 15th Century, which peasants used to tell when curfew began. Cows would release a "cry" when they felt tired, which usually happened near the normal curfew time. People use this phrase nowadays to signal distress or if someone bad or unlucky happened to them.
John -"I lost my wallet at the park earlier..."

Mary - "Well, When The Cow Cries, The Day Dies."
by CrushedIce785 September 26, 2020
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Stroppy Cow

Someone who enjoys hard sex in a broken old boat while having 9 std's
She loves Stroppy Cow
I hate people who like Stroppy Cow
by Baby Yeeter 5000 September 2, 2019
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