closet Canadian

Literally anyone in Minnesota

He's from Minnesota. Their all closet Canadians

by FruitSnacks2 September 06, 2021

Canadian cuisine

Not fucking Ketchup chips, Kraft Dinner, or California Rolls!

You: What Canadian Cuisine?

Me: Not Kraft Dinner, California Rolls, or Ketchup chips.

by Don't get mad, get vlad October 06, 2017

Tasmanian canadian

When you decide you want to get freaky in bed and you take a bag of milk freeze it and when your partner is sleeping out it over there face and shit all over then and proceed to run it all over then while fucking them

I pulled the Tasmanian Canadian on my wife last night she filed for a divorce this morning

by Dragon ball slayer December 25, 2020

Canadian Horseman

A kind of rhetorical argument wherein the existence of a qualified object is mistaken as necessary proof for an opinion of that class of object

Have you ever met a Canadian Horseman that you actually liked?

by Sahbí Quesabe February 15, 2023

Canadian Cowgirl

Normal Cowgirl position but your legs are wraped around your partners waist.

Yeah man I got that chick pregnant couldn’t help it she locked me in with that Canadian Cowgirl.

by Tire titties January 06, 2020

Canadian Cowgirl

When a woman named josie sits on your lap and feeds you a snowcone

She came over and started doing a Canadian Cowgirl it was good

by jamesthebird12 January 01, 2023

Canadian Circumcision

A method of removing ones foreskin by exposing your dick to the cold elements of Canada.

My Northerner uncle had a Canadian Circumcision back when he was a young lad. Not something you pussy here down south would do.

by CockleGobbler January 18, 2024