“You spelled Lü Bu’s name wrong.”
“I didn’t spell Lu Bu’s name wrong, I just don’t have the umlaut on my keyboard.”
“Just spell it like Lv Bu, duh!!!”
“I didn’t spell Lu Bu’s name wrong, I just don’t have the umlaut on my keyboard.”
“Just spell it like Lv Bu, duh!!!”
by aSFina January 8, 2023
Get the Lu Bumug. "Haha" says the man removing his God costume, "I'm the guy from the bus"
"Haha" says the nun removing her costume, "I'm the bus driver"
"Haha" says the nun removing her costume, "I'm the bus driver"
by RBK4LIFE May 26, 2018
Get the Bus Drivermug. One of the most popular Cyanide and Happiness cartoon about a man who discovers that he can run very, very fast, and makes the most of it. Well...he does at first.
"Waiting For The Bus" starts with a man who is...well, take a wild guess what he's doing, why don't you.
When the bus comes, it speeds past him. The man runs to get the bus driver to stop. The bus driver points out that he is in the same predicament as the bus in the movie "Speed." It is at this moment that the man realizes he can run very, very fast. The bus driver gives a brief motivational speech telling him to make the most of his odd skill, which he immediately does.
Things go well at first. The man (Now called the 50MPH Man) immediately becomes a star. He wins races left and right, and unexpectedly finds his true love when he crashed into her after a race. But things take a dark turn when he receives an invitation to race in the Indy 500...and he accepts.
A man who can run at 50MPH can't hold a candle to cars that go more than 200MPH, which is something he learns the hard way. The 50MPH man loses a race for the first time as a result, and his life spirals down. He is arrested for attempted robbery, and his wife divorces him.
Several years pass. The 50MPH man sits alone in the training area where he first honed his skills. He then commits suicide by running full-speed into the stadium wall. The very same bus driver who inspired him to begin his career learns about his passing, and stops to admire the place where The 50MPH Man started and ended his life.
Finally, the bus explodes, killing him.
The End!
When the bus comes, it speeds past him. The man runs to get the bus driver to stop. The bus driver points out that he is in the same predicament as the bus in the movie "Speed." It is at this moment that the man realizes he can run very, very fast. The bus driver gives a brief motivational speech telling him to make the most of his odd skill, which he immediately does.
Things go well at first. The man (Now called the 50MPH Man) immediately becomes a star. He wins races left and right, and unexpectedly finds his true love when he crashed into her after a race. But things take a dark turn when he receives an invitation to race in the Indy 500...and he accepts.
A man who can run at 50MPH can't hold a candle to cars that go more than 200MPH, which is something he learns the hard way. The 50MPH man loses a race for the first time as a result, and his life spirals down. He is arrested for attempted robbery, and his wife divorces him.
Several years pass. The 50MPH man sits alone in the training area where he first honed his skills. He then commits suicide by running full-speed into the stadium wall. The very same bus driver who inspired him to begin his career learns about his passing, and stops to admire the place where The 50MPH Man started and ended his life.
Finally, the bus explodes, killing him.
The End!
by Ubeenbamboozledson December 25, 2021
Get the Waiting For The Busmug. To be placed on a "no-fly list" by an airline for unruly or drunken behavior. Also known as Greyhounded.
"Dude, are you flying to Cancun with us? It'll be great!" "Nah, I got Bus-Listed by the airline after throwing a drink on that flight to Spring Break."
by Dugley May 25, 2021
Get the Bus-Listedmug. by Amanorsomething October 4, 2024
Get the Under the busmug. A bus driver is the kindest types of people who commit a selfless act of protecting you from a unsafe travel home. These people are often not appreciated or thanked for their kind selfless act, though deserved to be thanked when getting off the bus.
Bob: The other day I got an A+ on my math test.
Everyone: Wow you`re so smart.
Tom: The other day I gave a homeless person a house.
Everyone: Wow you`re so generous.
Me: I thanked the Bus driver.
Everyone: (gasps) kneels before me and worships my greatness.
Everyone: Wow you`re so smart.
Tom: The other day I gave a homeless person a house.
Everyone: Wow you`re so generous.
Me: I thanked the Bus driver.
Everyone: (gasps) kneels before me and worships my greatness.
by DotKoak July 9, 2018
Get the Bus drivermug. Smoking a joint (or even cigarette) without tapping the ash off it, resulting in a stick of ash in the smokers hand.
Orginated from bus drivers on their cigarette break, who for lack of time can often be seen smoking a whole cigarette without ashing once.
Orginated from bus drivers on their cigarette break, who for lack of time can often be seen smoking a whole cigarette without ashing once.
Guy 1: *passes a joint after smoking half of it without tapping the ash off*
Guy 2: Are you a bus driver dude?
Yesterday someone was doing the bus driver to me, i'm never smoking with that guy again!
Guy 2: Are you a bus driver dude?
Yesterday someone was doing the bus driver to me, i'm never smoking with that guy again!
by TreesDontBark May 3, 2018
Get the Doing the bus drivermug.