The bane of Crapple-worshipping sheep everywhere - who just love to whine about it, and selfishly expect others to waste way too much of their hard-earned money on overpriced iShit built by literal slaves in Foxconn's factories, instead of simply using a different chat app like a courteous human being - because of Crapple's abusive vendor lock-in policies, which are designed specifically to lead teenage users to bully anyone who isn't rich or gullible enough to buy a Crapple device.
Crapple Fanboi: "Ugh, I can't be friends with anyone who has an Android... otherwise I'd have to deal with the green bubble struggle..."
Sane Person: "Why not use another chat app so phone brands don't determine who your friends are?"
Crapple Fanboi: "... I don't wanna. If someone uses an Android, they're not worth being friends with."
Sane Person: "Wow. What a prick."
Sane Person: "Why not use another chat app so phone brands don't determine who your friends are?"
Crapple Fanboi: "... I don't wanna. If someone uses an Android, they're not worth being friends with."
Sane Person: "Wow. What a prick."
by DeletOmninoMundi March 30, 2024
Get the Green bubble strugglemug. The high-calorie foam remnants of a coke that usually include brains, wit, and blueberry jam. It is usually chilled. When served with alcohol, a bubbly catchphrase is very warm, and when warm enough, will respond to Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance" in a form of the more interpretive than cohesive dance. Crazy Salamanders eat them for breakfast.
by rastaroni March 7, 2010
Get the Bubbly Catchphrasemug. Dude 1: I just got a fatass wood.
Dude 2: Why?
Dude 1: From seeing that girls nutt bubbles through her shirt.
Dude 2: Fasho!
Dude 2: Why?
Dude 1: From seeing that girls nutt bubbles through her shirt.
Dude 2: Fasho!
by 95db8 December 23, 2009
Get the Nutt Bubblemug. by SandMan8 February 2, 2017
Get the No bubble rap around the edgesmug. A phenomenon where, when a girl farts while sitting, the air travels forward between the legs, passes over or into the labial area (“monkey” being slang for vulva), and causes a sensation of bubbling or trapped air.
Girl, I farted in History class and it was total monkey bubble. You should’ve seen the condensation on the seat! I hope Tyler didn’t see, heehee!
by Shugafart69 June 9, 2025
Get the monkey bubblemug. A social bubble that’s comprised of slackers and motivators. When the slackers cry of problems and the motivators have solutions. It becomes a struggle bubble when the slackers mentally shutdown when the motivators provide a solution to their cries.
Slacker: My car is broken and have no money!
Motivator: Want to apply to my company and get a good paying job?
Slacker: Hell No, because I might lose my government free money.
Motivator: I thought you preached about free loaders?
Slacker: Whatever, I’m going to smoke some weed.
Then begins the struggle bubble once other motivators and slackers start bickering within the social bubble.
Motivator: Want to apply to my company and get a good paying job?
Slacker: Hell No, because I might lose my government free money.
Motivator: I thought you preached about free loaders?
Slacker: Whatever, I’m going to smoke some weed.
Then begins the struggle bubble once other motivators and slackers start bickering within the social bubble.
by Chuckingrocks June 13, 2023
Get the Struggle Bubblemug. by Ryan omg'leary January 20, 2017
Get the fishy bubble bathmug.