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boatmeal

short for a boat of oatmeal. It can be thrown as an insult towards someone who is trying to teach you grammar, especially for your comment on social media.
Chad: To whom it may concern,

May thou showeth unto me thine breasts? I do not wish to be improper, or rude. As a male, I am intrigued by your

figure. If you do not wish to showeth thine breasts, I shall not protest or be offended.

Best Wishes, Chad.

Virgin: Remember that verbs with thou are conjugated with the -est ending and the...

Chad: Listen here you boat of oatmeal(boatmeal). I don't come to reddit to be schooled in grammar or English. I come to reddit because I hate myself. keep your high school teacher-ass out of this.
by STD Salmon November 25, 2021
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boatz af

stop adding my imposter ble quiz uyou you
boatz af STOP x
by bery fightnighg mrs best December 22, 2021
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Boattabee

(Pronounced: Bo-Add-a-Bee)

A friendly way to describe or react to a confusing yet funny/silly, person/situation
I can't believe you gave my dog, Mittens, Cat food! You're such a Boattabee!

My friend Connor is such a Boattabee! When you meet him, he'll make you laugh out loud!
by sam.I.am.green.eggs.and.ham March 28, 2022
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Boating

When you drive your car through a large puddle of water in the gutter of a street so fast that you soak pedestrians walking alongside said road with a huge and filthy wave.
During yesterday’s rainstorm, we went boating in my pickup truck and soaked a fat jogger with a dirty wave so big it knocked his hat off.
by Goofnut March 16, 2023
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Boatable

A woman with a really nice set of boobs,

that you want to motorboat.
That hot girl is very boatable.

Did you see them tatas?? So boatable.
by DJ chewy July 6, 2023
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Motre Boatre

Same thing, as moterboating, just in a different phrase of saying it.
On the Pontoon, Makin' waves and catchin rays up on the roof, jumpin out the back dont act like you dont want to, out here in the open, mmm MOTRE BOATRE (Moter boatin')
by TwIsTeDfAtE October 13, 2012
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Bug-boating

To cause harm to a person, animal, or thing with disruptive movements of one's body while said one is sleeping.
Matt was spinning around, flailing, and bug-boating all night on the couch and broke my bong that was sitting on the coffee table! How did he not wake up?!!!
by Buttermir February 13, 2020
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