Muff Bag

1. n.- A woman's handbag and a hand muff combined.

2. n.- A homemade sex doll typically made in prison.

1. Susan was delighted to find twenty dollars in her muff bag that she had forgotten about last winter.

2. Robert always bragged to his crew about his girlfriend Susan, but that crazy fucker was just referring to his muff bag.

by srln August 7, 2009

colostomy bag

Someone who is consistently full of shit, ie, a liar.

That Jacko is such a colostomy bag, only one nosejob? Riiiight!

by RachelS December 2, 2003

C Bag

Colostomy Bag. Otherwise known as a Shit Bag.

Someone that can't tell the truth (full of shit.)

A Liar.

A level lower then a Douche Bag.

I cannot believe anything that guy says, he is such a C Bag!

by Alan Clarin March 27, 2007

Vag bag

When a female leaves a camel-toe imprint on yo fo-head! (the female version of a tea-bag)

he felt a warm wetness- and a blinding flash jerked him awake in time to realize he just got his picture taken with a vag bag... just then he understood the importance of not passing out first at parties...

by SunnyD81 September 9, 2006

Douche Bag

Spencer Pratt. Enough said.

You know you're a douche bag when you want to fight an old guy like Al Roker for dissing your slut of a wife.

by AllehChan June 17, 2009

Bagging Groceries

Purchase a can of cranberry sauce. Open the lid and insert the penis into the can. Continue to move up and down in a 'fucking motion.'

Judy: Bill, there's a sale in the canned food isle. Two for one on the cranberry sauce.
Bill: Honey, we'll be buying a good 40 cans.
Judy: Why?
Bill: Uh... I... it's about time I start 'Bagging Groceries.'

by FrankinFannyAA November 5, 2010

Smash Bag

what is created when you are forced to take a shit on a crate/and or box into a double trash bag when no bathroom is available. Preferably done in a dark corner or a basement

Is that your smash bag in basement?
Yeah, Lew was in the bathroom first.
Well go throw it in the dumpster!

by Just Lew It October 12, 2006