St. Johns College Highschool

Quite possibly the largest gathering of braindead retards in all of the DMV. Many of their football players are barely able to pass their classes due to being let into the school for being morbidly obese in 8th grade. All the females hate it there becuase all the guys are focused on each other since they are all extremely homosexual and hungry for nothing but cock. They have an rotc program which pumps out more morons by the minute than georgetown prep. They routinley get raped by Gonzaga in basketball, soccer, and rugby, as well as football, as long as the refs arent sjc alumni and/or payed off by the program. Many times during the D.C. classic basketball tournemnt hosted by Gonzaga, a st johns freshmen is seen sitting alone in the Gonzaga student section during a boring prep vs. st johns game, living out his dreams becuase he couldn't get into gonzaga. St. Johns is commonly refered to as a "safety school" during the 8th grade highschool application process due to their incredibly low academic standards. Anyone with a heartbeat can easily get in to st johns and be a cadet, whatever the fuck that is. The small and quiet st johns booster club often cheers to oxygen at basketball games becuase they can't sellout a game like gonzaga can, due to the fact that the team would struggle against a ymca team of 40 year olds who "would have gone pro if it wasn't for the knee." Every girl that goes there knows that she would choose visi, stone ridge, or holy child given the option.
Guy: I go to St. Johns College Highschool
Girl: Get the fuck away from me you braindead moranic tard!

Guy: I go to Gonzaga.
Girl: I want you inside me.
by jawnster January 24, 2024
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St. Joseph Fullerton

A private catholic school in Phall Maryland. The archdiocese favorite. Things you would only know if you went there:

- having to walk on the right side of the hallway and not being able to cross over
- they’re not lunch detentions they’re “demerits”
- not being able to have painted nails or highlights in your hair
- NO NIKE SOCKS

- soccer, basketball, and lacrosse are the sports to play
- we know everyone and treat each other like family
- getting SCREAMED at for wearing non school sweatshirts
- TIGHTEN UR TIE
- having to go through warmups and a full workout before actually starting gym class
- WE WIN TRACK EVERY YEAR
- best soccer school
- being so hype for pizza day and chick fil a
- someone’s always dancing someone’s always sleeping someone’s always screaming

Basically all the kids act like they hate school and act like they all want to leave but they all know they love their school and everything about it.
Person 1: that girl is so cool. She must go to St. Joseph Fullerton
by Litthsjshsjsns April 05, 2019
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national St. Mary day

december 1st is the official day of Mr. St. Mary, and on this day, those named St. Mary should be brought a har of honey
Person A: "dude did you bring the honey jar?"
Person B: "No dude why?"
Person A: "because today is national St. Mary day!"
by ItadoriChair December 01, 2023
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Michael St John

Just the most annoying person ever. He looks like a girl. He always has a high-pitched voice and pretends to be cool. He always runs away if someone wants to fight him which is all the time because he always talks shit. Everyone wishes they have duct tape or a stapler to shut him up.
Boy 1: Omg it's Michael St John
Boy 2: fuck, I don't want to talk to Michael
Boy 1: right he's so annoying and he will run away if you try to hit him for talking shit
boy 2: fr he's such a pussy
by michaelcantfight May 17, 2022
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st. johns orphanage

very cool orphanage for all my ass cousins
have you gone to st. johns orphanage?
no whats it like there?
my ass cousins
by wafflespot December 23, 2020
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St. Christopher's Necklace

Similar to a pearl necklace but given to you as a child by your dad or uncle.
You were thrilled at the attention it brought you but you feel shame, just like Catholicism taught you.
Everytime he unhooked the chain, he remembered clearly, the smells of his drunken father's breath as he gave him his first St. Christopher's Necklace
by Gabe Dertz May 19, 2021
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Amon-Ra St. Brown

Amon-Ra St. Brown got a 99 yard touchdown.
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