The true Andres

He is a bucktoothed male usually from Columbia who will usually make jokes involving him saying “I had sex with your sister” and if you say you don’t have a sister he will say “you’ll have one In 9 months” and his most famous quote is “pain is momentarily virginity is forever”

“You see THE TRUE ANDRES over there I heard he had sex with his sister”

by El doritos November 1, 2021

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ilias + taylor hater + chris + andrea

the best ship ever!

ilias + taylor hater + chris + andrea (also known as ililor hatisrea) is the best ship ever fr

by minteqii ya June 1, 2022

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samra and andrea

two bad bitches ! with lit pussy ! have a humor of a horse ! will laugh at literally anything ! hates men ! (and haroon) (we are not gay) super duper sexy

A: Hey have you seen samra and andrea?
B: Oh yeah the two bad bitches theyre so hot my six inch dick becomes twelve inch

by gabe itch 2412 October 26, 2022

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Christian and Andrea

The best. Soulmates. One of a kind love. Written in the stars. Forever. End of story. The end.

That’s a Christian and Andrea.

by ChristiansWoman August 20, 2023

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Finnian Harold Andrews

The act of pretending to be a specific age and another gender to be with someone like, then, when you break up, to lie about your information, and say you are older, when you are infact younger.

I want to be just like Finnian Harold Andrews!

by TOOLBEAT July 18, 2025

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Council of Andrews

The divine order of all Andrews, bound together by fate and power. To speak the name is to summon loyalty, strength, and destiny itself. Scholars fear it. Governments can’t stop it. Mothers instinctively name their sons Andrew so they may one day join the ranks.

Learn more about the Drew World Order at AndrewsOnly.com

“Before the Council of Andrews, I was invisible. After joining, I landed a promotion, doubled my income, grew a beard in a week, and strangers started calling me "sir". The Council doesn’t just change your life — it declares who you were always meant to be.”
-Andrew

by CouncilofAndrews August 22, 2025

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