abs of fat

n.
1. Fat whose owner thinks of as a six pack.

Joe thinks he has abs, but they're really abs of fat

by Max & Meir September 16, 2008

Fat fuck

A overweight retard who drives around in a Mercedes sprinter van because that is all he could fit in and eats twenty Big Macs a day.

Look at Sarah’s dad eat, he is such a stupid fat fuck

by Phantom04 January 31, 2018

Puss Fat

A bulging pouch of skin that starts at the bottom of the stomach and ends at the top of the vajayjay. It bulges further out from top to bottom and peaks in the center. Picture slicing a world globe in half and placing it below the stomach.

Steve: Hey Bill, think you could find that girls vajayjay?

Bill: I'd have to look under her puss fat for sure. That vajayjay hasn't seen daylight since Christ was a baby.

by gamisiking July 10, 2016

Fat Wife

Usually the wife of a redneck that lives in a run down house with a wall unit AC. A fat wife is commonly known as "Betsy" or "Beth" or "Denise". When she takes a shower she needs to use a yard stick to hold up her flabs to scrub under them. She also can turn ur modded liftkit redneck Ford F-150 into a lowrider 2 inches off the ground if she can even make it up the steps to the truck.

My fat wife jiggles like jell-o when i beat her because im a abusive husband.

by Zeltzy on youtube November 22, 2019

fat jordan

Fat jordan is a big fat dumpring who loves eating some muscularbooty with his long lanky fingers. By definition he is much fatter than fat caleb.

Is there another earthquake? Nevermind, it's just the sound of fat jordan again.

by Tamago. July 26, 2020

Fat mons

It's when a woman had very big pussy lips

Man that chick has got some fat mons

by Psychosteve157 December 18, 2022

wet fat

when you get wet in your clothes and you are wet and fat at the same time

Omg Seth, you look so wet fat right now.

by Seth Marie Bigkok August 11, 2021