A fart you were expecting to just pass a little harmless gas without notice but presented a much different situation.
Damnit! I Got home from a great round of golf and a couple bloody Mary’s and tuna sandwich for lunch. A few hours later I felt a little gas In the ass and didn’t think much of it so let’s push that little squeezer out! I Let it rip and my ass hole burned as I torched My shorts
by moleary70 November 2, 2020
Get the torched my shortsmug. by Lilmantis_15 November 9, 2022
Get the Shortmug. ok so basically a bunch of animals get on a boat and we learn a lesson about God and Christianity :D
by theworldofurbanwords December 7, 2024
Get the Noah's Ark - The Short Versionmug. "Short King (noun): A vertically challenged individual who may not reach great heights (182 cm), but they've mastered the art of standing tall in life's little victories. Like pocket-sized superheroes, Short Kings bring their unique flair to the world, offering the perfect armrest for tall friends and the undeniable charisma of a fun-sized dynamo. Short Kings are proof that great things come in small packages.
by The Preacher123 September 14, 2023
Get the Short Kingmug. During the month of October, you may throw any short person, 5’6 or under, or an Arte, as far as you want whenever you want. Get Throwing!
Because of it being Throw Short People and Arte Month, we found out that Arte is not very aerodynamic
by Anubis55 October 10, 2023
Get the Throw Short People and Arte Monthmug. by The smart bruh January 3, 2020
Get the Short-dickedmug.