Short person

They are not short, they are just very vertically challenged!!!

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Next time when you call me a short person you are wrong!!!!!
I'm just vertically challenged!!!!!

by Just figured out that I'm GAY! November 05, 2021

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short d*ck anthem

A person with male genitals who is under 5"5 and has a temper that goes off when their "ego" is diminished. This temper outburst usually ends with chaos tk all those around the "short d*ck anthem" person.

Flora- What is Joey's issue this time, he is yelling at everyone and having a temper tantrum"?

Erin- " Oh he is just upset he can't reach the top shelf so we offered him a ladder"!
Flora- " Ya It must be his " short d*ck anthem"!

Erin- Definitely hurt his ego to be acting "short d*ck anthem vibes"..

by Joyceepoocroo May 06, 2024

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Comfy Shorts

Word used to describe the type of shorts ou are wearing(free ballin)

Hey baby, im wearing my comfy shorts for easy access

by Dellgh July 08, 2011

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Short-peckered nuisance

Someone who - typically teenage - is destructive to other people's property. It's slang for "asshole" in the old days, particularly in downeast Maine.

"Get over here, you short-peckered nuisance, you just ran through my garden!"

by Downeastah June 10, 2023

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Shorts Merchant

Shorts Merchant- Somebody who is addicted to wearing shorts 24/7, 365. There is probably 1-2 shorts merchants in your life. Symptoms include general knowledge, use of shorts EVERY DAY and high IQ. This is recognised as a disease and if you discover somebody who is a shorts merchant please report it to the authorities.

"Did Markiplier actually watch the bite of 87? Like real?" - Shorts Merchant

by YhYhSound December 18, 2021

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