The Man-date law

When you and your buddy both want to go do something together without your wives, and you want zero repercussions/complaints or aggression from both of your wives before you leave and when you return, you must invoke the man-date law.

Husband: Honey me and Jeff want to go fishing for the day.

Wife: I think you have other important things to do.
Husband: I invoke the man-date law.
Wife: well can’t argue that. Have a wonderful time honey.

by Thunder buddy January 4, 2023

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by Womansmasher69 July 2, 2023

Non-premarital dating

A person of any age not being able to date until marriage due to certain guidelines set by the parents

"My father has exposed me to Non-premarital dating and is forcing me to abide by those rules, now i am going to run away to some far away country with my boyfriend like i'm in a shitty Disney movie."

by 888899990000000 July 17, 2023

Chill date

A boy who just wants to fuck but uses a " chill date" as an excuse to go on a date but also get head

Boy " hey mandy do you wanna go on a date"

Girl " aww how romantic"

Boy " no its not like that its a chill date"

Girl " oh"

by aida.zaki August 5, 2023

Date Foam

Ejaculant. Normally referenced with respect to wishing to be ready for a first sexual encounter with a new partner.

"I haven't had a wank for days. Making sure there's plenty of date foam for tonight!"

by D. D. D. August 14, 2023

dating toy

Dating Toy (noun): A playful and innovative product designed to upgrade the dating experience by creating fun, comfort and intimacy. While the world is familiar with the notion of "sex toys," a dating toy, exemplified by the Big Spoon Pillow, takes things to the next base without the pressure of going all the way.

The world is ready for dating toys. "Who needs wine and chocolates? Or an awkward yawn to wrap your arm around their shoulder? When you have a dating toy like the Big Spoon Pillow? It's the secret weapon for transforming ordinary dates into extraordinary cuddle sessions that redefine comfort and connection."

by BigSpoonPillow August 20, 2023

dating toy

Dating Toy (noun): A playful and innovative product designed to upgrade the dating experience by creating fun, comfort and intimacy. While the world is familiar with the notion of "sex toys," a dating toy, exemplified by the Big Spoon Pillow, takes things to the next base without the pressure of going all the way.

The world is ready for dating toys! Who needs wine and chocolates? Or an awkward yawn to wrap your arm around her shoulder? When you have a dating toy like the Big Spoon Pillow? It's the secret weapon for transforming ordinary dates into extraordinary cuddle sessions that redefine comfort and connection."

by BigSpoonPillow August 20, 2023