Plan When To Post

Timing/postponing an udate on a social network in such a way that one will maximize exposure to it, and as such maximize responses to it. In other words, when one gets an idea for a funny/interesting/deep facebook status one must make sure that one posts it at a time when most people are bored at home and likely to see it and comment on or like it. It is also important to be sure that this update does not coincide with another significant event (major sporting/political/popular culture events) because then one's post will be lost in the multidude of mundane and banal posts reporting the outcome of the significant event.
1.
Guy: "Dude, I just got the funniest idea ever! I'm tweeting it right now!"

Dude: "No Guy, it's Saturday night. Everyone's gonna be out partying and getting wasted, so noone will see your tweet. You've gotta plan when to post. Tomorrow morning at 10 will be a good time, when everyone's in bed, hungover, and online because they don't wanna get up."

Guy: "Woah, you speak true, dude."

2.
Guy: "Ohmigawd! I just realised the meaning of life! Updating Facebook status right now!!"

Dude: "No no no! Plan when to post! The final match of the soccer world cup is starting in 10 minutes. Noone's gonna give a shit about Facebook right now, and after the match everyone's gonna be making statuses gloating about how their team won, or complaining if theirs lost. You'll have to give it a day if you want humanity to benefit from your wisdom."

Guy: "Dude, you're so wise!"
by Giant Ginger Medicine Man June 23, 2012
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Post Mate’l Depression

Fuck off! I’ve got a bad case of Post Mate’l Depression.
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Post-Orgasmic Rage

Contrary to Post-nut clarity, Post-Orgasmic rage sends the victim into a state of pure unbridled violence and rage, one which usually ends up with someone having their head slammed through a wall.
Person 1: Hey did you have Post-Orgasmic rage last night?

Person 2: Hell yah! I totally took a bat and whacked that chick in the head!
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Post Pump clarity

That feeling of utter disgust after you just
busted out your last set and it’s time to put all the plates away. It gets worse the stronger you get due to the extra plates you need to put away. You basically realize
that screaming “LIGHT WEIGHT BABY”and “YEAH BUDDY LIGHT WEIGHT” comes at a horrible cost and you think you’ll never do it again yet you still do.
Post Pump clarity really hit Dylan hard after a heavy squat session he realized he had to put 10 plates away by him self while barely being able to walk after doing an unholy set
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Post Up hour

When co-workers gravitate to a certain area (usually around a manager's desk or someone they are trying to seek approval from) and talk about boring topics such as kids or shopping.
Damn kid, there goes Karlena and Jessica with post up hour again!
by anklebreaka1 July 25, 2008
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Post Sex-Generation

Similar to the The Sex-Generation, the post sex-generation is a generation born in the early to late nineties and grew up between the years of 2000 and 2012. Those who are born in the sex generation, have grown up in a culture where sex is viewed as a less intimidating and "hush-hush" topic. This generation would be considered much more open-minded than The Sex- Generation, towards topics of and relating to sex. The act of sex in the post sex-generation is also more openly discussed than in the previous generation.
I was born in 1994 and am part of the Post Sex-Generation
by kanyewasright January 20, 2011
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Post-Goodbye Depression

The deep sad nostalgic feeling of departure you feel when your best friend tells you he/she has to go or feeling sleepy after a good conversation usually on Skype or any other IM app.
You : So, what's up?
Friend : My eyes are closing, I need to go to catch some sleep.
Good night :)
You : good night ..
Post-Goodbye depression.
by Alain Kribler May 02, 2014
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