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Fart on my Apple

I hate it when that mother fucking cunt James comes around, he’s always tryin to fart on my Apple
by Lars Honey Toast 2000 November 27, 2019
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jack my main squeeze

jackson is a cool kid and he likes to send memes especially about the holocaust he is a terrorist and is apart of the mafia and likes to rape young children.
by jsbshhahaha bahah June 28, 2019
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Ricky in my clitty

Ricky in my clitty is the words the man the myth the legend Ricky Berwick used to call his good friend Michael Rosen. When he sais it the human that is being spoke to grows a clit on their stomach. Out pops Michael Rosen and they all have a threesome. Ricky Berwick then proceeds to lick the Jew killer himself Adolfo hitler. Osama always watches over to make sure the threesome goes to plan
by Ricky “the lord” Berwick December 20, 2018
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Shave my nave

Requesting a full shavel of the navel in order to provide a sweeter glide down to the production area. Once the tummy fluff is gone, you can bet it's gonna be a straight trip down to the bone zone.
"Please won't you shave my nave when I glide right in from the rain?"
by JLamprey November 20, 2022
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You are not my friend

Your bestie may say this to you. It means: I treat you as family. or: I don't like you... that means they love you. (as a friend) "I will not have your back", instead they will be right beside you.
Your bestie may say this to you. It means: I treat you as family. or: I don't like you... that means they love you. (as a friend) "I will not have your back", instead they will be right beside you. You are not my friend
by uwu777 May 6, 2020
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cum in my tummy

i loveee cum in my tummy
please cum in my tummy dad
by BIGBALLEDYUMENO June 9, 2024
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JIZZY ON MY GLIZZY

When you Jizz on someone else's hot dog.
He got jizzy all over my glizzy.
My glizzy is now jizzed.
JIZZY ON MY GLIZZY-when you jizz on someone else's glizzy.
by thestupidshitsquad June 2, 2022
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