Dick

A common nickname for Richard.

I went to the school yesterday to pick up Dick. He’s my son, you pervs.

by ThatOneGuyWhoAteAllTheBeans August 3, 2021

dick

Chris Goetsch

Why is Mr. Goetsch being a dick today?

by someone.????????????????? June 12, 2018

slap dick

A modern way to tell a nigga to fuck off

Amy: Hey how are you
Jaquan: Bitch why the fuck u bothering me slap dick

by NiggahCat October 24, 2020

dick

long weiner in ur pants

He has a long dick

by CockGobbler6969420 March 4, 2024

Trial Dick

It's like the 7 day free trial for netflix. You have to give a credit card number and create an account. You'll forget to cancel though and your card gets charged and now your stuck with the shit. Lol Now replace the word Netflix with Dick.

Hit me up if you want some trial dick.

by Jdubllu May 14, 2021

Pixel Dick

When you're dick isn't even as big as a pixel.

"Yo dude, did you see Jerry? He's got a pixel dick"

by SheepzDrums October 19, 2017

National I Just Be Dick Day

National I just be dick day falls on December 7. Famous Celebrity DVS (Initials used to preserve anonymity) The origin of this phrase started in an apologetic attempt to this day wether it was successful or not is unknown. But nowadays it serves to be the most hilarious phrase when you just wanna be dick!

“I just be dick” Was the words that started ‘National I just be dick day’

by The Nice Internet Fellow December 13, 2022