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fuck you, get in bed

the phrase you say when you have a love/hate relationship with someone. Emphasis on the love.
"Do you want some cupcakes?"
"No. Fuck you, get in bed"
by bitchitis123 February 17, 2021
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Fucked My Own Ass

1) A phrase one usually says when he is so pissed off about something. After he dies and loses all his enchanted diamond armor and shit to the enderdragon, one might say, "OH SHIT! I FUCKED MYSELF IN THE ASS!"

2) The action of taking either a 6.9 inch vibrator and shoving it up your ass until you moan so loudly, "I FUCKED MYSELF IN THE ASS"

3) A male masturbation technique where you wrap your schlong all the way around your body and into your own asshole. One usually fucks their own ass when they are still a horny 12 year old and are still a virgin with no friends.
While Eric was watching Shrek hentai, he decided to shove his small ass peen into his own big ass asshole. He moaned so loudly that the frogs turned gay and started buttfucking each other. "UUUUUHHHHIIIIOOO! I FUCKED MY OWN ASS! UUUUUHHHHIIIIOOO!"
by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019
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Fuck nut cum disaster

A grown adult who is clearly product of a big big oopsie in the bedroom.
Person: That's not true you fuck nut cum disaster.

You: Aw.
by sa.l.t March 24, 2019
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ain't that the mother fucking truth

1) Expresses utmost concurrence/approval with what your bredrins are saying;
2) Damn straight;
3) You know that/ you know that mother fucking shit;
4) thems the breaks i.e that is just the way it is/ consignment to a sad state of affairs.
Also can be used long form "and aint the the mother fucking truth" or abbreviated to form "ATTMFT"
Dude 1:
"I feel to get drunk tonight"
Dude 2:
"Ain't that the mother fucking truth"
Dude 1:
"ATTMFT, watch"
by Emily Lan November 10, 2008
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Happy Fuck You Day

The best thing to say when someone annoys you very much. Used to applaud one's stupid acts. Most commonly followed by the word, "asshat".
Random Driver 1 cuts off Random Driver 2.
Random Driver 2: Thank you very much. Yeah, Happy Fuck You Day, Asshat!!!
by Nine December 17, 2004
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play pussy and get fucked

it means someone is acting pussy or being a bitch so they playing pussy pussies get fucked so they gonna get fucked up so play pussy and get fucked
girl: you a bitch ass nigga
boy: ighh nie bitch play pussy and get fucked
by dickwhispererr November 17, 2020
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Fuck her brains out

The act of shooting someone in the head with a large caliber round and proceeding to have sex with the bullet hole.
1 "Dude, I'm totally gonna fuck her brains out tonight."

2 "No man that's not cool, that's fucked up."

1 "You mean it will be."
by Jdhdiehdudbdunsd August 31, 2013
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