by flame01 June 16, 2025
Get the Youmug. Used commonly by football hooligans, 'I'll slice you open like an envelope' can hint that the person saying the phrase is carrying a knife and intends to use it lethally on the person they are saying the phrase too. Can also mean that the person it's being said too acts 'big' and 'untouchable' and the person saying it is easily going to beat them up.
'Threat'
'Threat'
Football hooligan- 'you think you can take me on?'
Opposing team football hooligan- 'I'll slice you open like an envelope'
Opposing team football hooligan- 'I'll slice you open like an envelope'
by Cpfcjames September 5, 2016
Get the I'll slice you open like an envelopemug. What you snortingly/contemptuously tell someone who irrelevantly asks to be paid for something that he should let you have for free, such as an item that he'd already discarded. The joke is that said financial instrument would be DOUBLY worthless --- not only would it be a phony check, but the written info on it would be counterfeit, as well. :P
A humorous-natured local woman gigglingly asked me if I'd slip her a few bucks for some old chipped enamel saucepans that I'd salvaged from her curbside trash-pile, so I made a face at her and agreeably responded, "Sure thing --- I'll forge a rubber check for you for five dollars!"
by QuacksO March 24, 2022
Get the I'll forge a rubber check for youmug. by JacTheBaller January 20, 2023
Get the Fuck youmug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Smack Perianal Abscesses Out From Under You.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Smack Perianal Abscesses Out From Under You.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025
Get the I Smack Perianal Abscesses Out From Under You.mug. by Naughtical Seal April 11, 2023
Get the I’ll pancake you with a waffle maker.mug.