Dick

Brandon my friends crush’s brother

Your a dick brandon

by Beckett Vanderslice August 22, 2019

Snicker Dick

When you pull out a shit covered dick after having anal.

"How's it going with (enter girls/guys name)?
"Great! Banged her in the turd cutter last night, but she gave me snicker dick."

by Dabbasaurus August 22, 2019

Dick

A big nonce normally called Alfie. They are gay and have loads of fake friends and can’t deal with losing

Wow he’s a proper dick for cheating on you

by Luk_freemen78937 August 23, 2019

Dick in the blood

When someone is genetically a dickhead, or a doushebag by default.

If you are under the age of 80 and drive 15 mph in a 40 mph lane with no medical emergency,disability or car malfunction..you most likely have "dick in the blood"

by Ghosferatu August 25, 2019

Dick.

A cucumber shaped mass made of cells that are attached to the human male. Size can very from 0.00000000000000001 inch to 3 feet.

Can I suck your dick?

Dick.

by Pooperdooper111233 August 25, 2019

Dick Bitch

Used to violently insult someone when they don't have a cigarette readily available for you to have for free.

"Do you have a cigarette?" "No" . "DICK BITCH."

by Roast Burger August 29, 2019

National Grab Dick Day

On August 31st be sure to grab a mans’ dick to celebrate!

Be sure to let your hoe outta the bag!

On National Grab dick day (two days after national slap ass day) you grab a guys dick to celebrate the holidays!

by Ieatdirtforaliving August 29, 2019