A scuffed ass school that god has abandoned to the devil where black people hate other "niggers", the Asians remain by themselves, the whites are colonizing every friend group, and the Mexicans yap. Everyone hates the math teachers and half the students are brain fried more than Vietnamese children in 1969
by I fucking hate the Turks June 9, 2024
Get the Cumberland Valley School Districtmug. Wack ass school with staff who don't do shit, girls who all simp for one mop haired emo kid, and boys who say some of the most racist, homophobic, disgusting, inhuman, gut wrenching shit you will ever hear. The white kids here ghettoer than the ghetto and the cafeteria which serves wet, thrown-up patties in between two slices of the dryest, most tasteless pieces of bread a human has ever tasted.
Anyone else: “omg you go to omni middle school? I have you in my prayers.”
1% of sane kids: “thanks, i nee-“
Lauren: “GeReEeEe🥺”
1% of sane kids: “thanks, i nee-“
Lauren: “GeReEeEe🥺”
by Wifebeater2000 June 2, 2022
Get the Omni middle schoolmug. cimma hood has a bunch of messy fishy ass bitches, the girls bathroom is always dirty, smells like a fish market and must, the niggas there are conceited asf be ugly but fly, swear they can pull any bitch. The females are fake asf!, if you go to cimarron be careful who tf you surround yourself around, because there’s a lot of opps, you can tell someone something, and that person will tell everybody!. The ugliest bitches there are quick to talk shit about you don’t even worry about them 😂. theres a lot of nasty ass pigeons flying around, you better watch out for them mfs because they quick to snatch yo shit.
by anymfway September 28, 2019
Get the Cimarron memorial high schoolmug. A school full of money hungry staff and there's no air conditioning in the gym, heaters are broken. Mold and roaches live rent free.
Mrs.C is a real one, though.
Mrs.C is a real one, though.
by GGS Graduate August 2, 2024
Get the Geff Grade Schoolmug. A hellhole. Because I am forced to go to school every single day by my parents and I can't even put my head down without her saying Taniece sit up AND if she just assumes that you r sleeping she will just take a point and make you stand up she puts you on a home work program if you don't turn in homework on that EXACT day she makes us do addition and subtraction worksheets all day LIKE WE R IN FUCKING 3RD GRADE!!!!! And the lunch they give us is not even a meal one time they gave us some chips and dips for lunch and I already have problems at home so I really don't need it a school and we can't have a single fun thing to do at school because they think we don't know how to do the math
A hellhole. School is a hellhole being an vacuum sucking people up into the hellhole so don't keep the devil's waiting
by SaturnV1ibez March 30, 2022
Get the Schoolmug. A place made by the government to test us and pretty much bore us to death. You spend 7 years in elementary (primary) school, around 5-8 years in high school and around 4 years in university.
As a "retired" student, i have seen the tortures that will come upon us pupils. Thousands of egos ( jock, whore, emo/goth, nerd, popular guy, bullies, geek, ugly, wierd,"normal" ect.), ass-hat teachers (and at least one has a stupid name such as Mrs Dick, Mr Cumworthy ect.) and nearly always terrible scool dinners that kind of seem like coloured shit and more. And also, tests and more unneccesary shit, we are always familiar with boring and pointless homework. If you dont do your homework in highschool, you get detention and if you fail your tests (that aren't practises) you will get bad marks which mean no good job in the future.
the only good times of school are recess (or breaktime or playtime ect.) and hometime. But you can't have a detention if you want to actually enjoy it, and detentions are everywhere so, good luck!
As a "retired" student, i have seen the tortures that will come upon us pupils. Thousands of egos ( jock, whore, emo/goth, nerd, popular guy, bullies, geek, ugly, wierd,"normal" ect.), ass-hat teachers (and at least one has a stupid name such as Mrs Dick, Mr Cumworthy ect.) and nearly always terrible scool dinners that kind of seem like coloured shit and more. And also, tests and more unneccesary shit, we are always familiar with boring and pointless homework. If you dont do your homework in highschool, you get detention and if you fail your tests (that aren't practises) you will get bad marks which mean no good job in the future.
the only good times of school are recess (or breaktime or playtime ect.) and hometime. But you can't have a detention if you want to actually enjoy it, and detentions are everywhere so, good luck!
example 1
teacher: JOHN WHERE THE HELL IS YOUR HOMEWORK
John: the dog ate it
teacher: IM NOT FALLING FROM THAT TRICK, DETENTION FOR 5 HOURS
John; but it di...
teacher: DETENTION FOR 7 HOURS NOW FOR TALKING BACK
example 2
John: FINALLY, AWAY FROM SCHOOL! :D
Jocky McJockface: hey puny nerd
Whorus maximus: I bet your dick is too small for my taste
Bully McDick : gimme your lunch money faggot
Sad Cyber-Bully: I WIL REK U ON FORTNIT AND UR DIX LOLOL XDDDDD
John;(texts) i dont play that virgin game
Popular Guy: mY d4d iZ A biL7i0nar3 u po0R fGt
John: i wish i was dead
example 3
John is waiting for lunch
School dinner lady: here yow lunch, horse an' kidne' pie
John: But i didn't pa...
School dinner lady: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND EAT THE SHI.. horse an' kidne' pie
example 4
John is looking at teachers names
John; here goes the list
Mrs Fuckhead
Mr Bitchface
Ms Killme
what the..
principal Suckmytityandcock
john died from laughter
teacher: JOHN WHERE THE HELL IS YOUR HOMEWORK
John: the dog ate it
teacher: IM NOT FALLING FROM THAT TRICK, DETENTION FOR 5 HOURS
John; but it di...
teacher: DETENTION FOR 7 HOURS NOW FOR TALKING BACK
example 2
John: FINALLY, AWAY FROM SCHOOL! :D
Jocky McJockface: hey puny nerd
Whorus maximus: I bet your dick is too small for my taste
Bully McDick : gimme your lunch money faggot
Sad Cyber-Bully: I WIL REK U ON FORTNIT AND UR DIX LOLOL XDDDDD
John;(texts) i dont play that virgin game
Popular Guy: mY d4d iZ A biL7i0nar3 u po0R fGt
John: i wish i was dead
example 3
John is waiting for lunch
School dinner lady: here yow lunch, horse an' kidne' pie
John: But i didn't pa...
School dinner lady: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND EAT THE SHI.. horse an' kidne' pie
example 4
John is looking at teachers names
John; here goes the list
Mrs Fuckhead
Mr Bitchface
Ms Killme
what the..
principal Suckmytityandcock
john died from laughter
by DavInDaCorner May 18, 2018
Get the Schoolmug. School is a piece of shit that the government forces you to attend where you meet these shitfaced wannabe gangsta teenagers that think they’re funny because they called you a bitch but then when someone 4 years younger than them threaten to fight them they turn into pussies and go crying to they’re mommies.
You will have to sit in a classroom for 6 hours a day with “teachers” that are only there for the money.
Have fun 🤩
You will have to sit in a classroom for 6 hours a day with “teachers” that are only there for the money.
Have fun 🤩
by Your local couch potato July 17, 2021
Get the Schoolmug.