Fuck the serious shit out of you
by fail.goo April 4, 2015

It's pretty simple. I say this sometimes. He was not a perfect human, but he's brought me joy many times, He just did it again.
As Jenny was learning how to play the guitar, she knew that "Across the Universe" was something she wanted to know. When she got to the second chorus she began to weep at the sheer beauty of how "nothing's gonna change her world." She set her guitar down and declared, "Thank you, John Lennon."
by von groovy August 12, 2024

Virtual virtual, virtual virtual virtuals.
A reference to the many layers of abstraction, emulation and virtualisation now present in modern computers, so much so that the latest generation of computer science students have no idea how computers really work. This hiding of the inner workings of computers has been done so students can work with high level languages and abstractions to deliver significantly more function points of software behaviour with very little effort.
A reference to the many layers of abstraction, emulation and virtualisation now present in modern computers, so much so that the latest generation of computer science students have no idea how computers really work. This hiding of the inner workings of computers has been done so students can work with high level languages and abstractions to deliver significantly more function points of software behaviour with very little effort.
Professor at an IEEE conference on Software Engineering leans over to his colleague and says "I hear the latest round of students are so bad they barely understand what a virtual machine is" colleague: "Yeah, if we keep this up they will all soon be in The Matrix". Nearby student overhearing says "Professor, what do you mean?" Professor: "shut-up and get back in your virtual", then colleague whispers: "I bet he doesn't even realise his i7 chip has hidden 128-bit registers". Now grumpy professor to student: "You are all in a virtual!"
by CompSciFutures March 3, 2023

by Shloink Ma Doink Jackson January 4, 2020

Father stabbed in front of 3 year old for asking a guy not to vape. Bystanders sat and did nothing. One guy posted his commentary.
Hym "That's you! That's what you're like! All your talk about solidarity and for what? To bleed out while people sit there and watch. That's what you're like. That's all you're good. Sitting idly by and DOING NOTHING while people like me spin the wheel of progress just for you to steal it."
by Hym Iam August 6, 2024

A retard "Sorry you feel that way."
Hym "It isn't a feeling. How I feel is irrelevant. This is oppression facilitated by suppression. There has never been an end to oppression without violence. So, is it today or no? The discourse doesn't seem to be working. I don't know what you think is going happen here. I've reduced your options to 2. There is no being on a team with any of you fucks and anyone stupid enough to do it is bulding a house on an obelisk. You're not sorry. There is no sorry. This entire society is a farce and if you're not going to let me out of it I'm just going to murder a kid and kill myself. Hurry it up. When do you want it to happen? Figure it out. Let's go."
Hym "It isn't a feeling. How I feel is irrelevant. This is oppression facilitated by suppression. There has never been an end to oppression without violence. So, is it today or no? The discourse doesn't seem to be working. I don't know what you think is going happen here. I've reduced your options to 2. There is no being on a team with any of you fucks and anyone stupid enough to do it is bulding a house on an obelisk. You're not sorry. There is no sorry. This entire society is a farce and if you're not going to let me out of it I'm just going to murder a kid and kill myself. Hurry it up. When do you want it to happen? Figure it out. Let's go."
by Hym Iam May 30, 2024

Person1: Wait, you can't just throw her, it's disrespectful
Person2: Yes you can, it's Throw short people month
Person 3: Yeah, That's how this works, you can throw him/her
Person2: Yes you can, it's Throw short people month
Person 3: Yeah, That's how this works, you can throw him/her
by rammicam October 3, 2022
