Bitch Lasagna

This is what your called when you challenge the one and only king of YouTube

Bobs or vegana, whichever will it be
Sit the fuck down T-Series
I'm here to spill the real tea
You tryna dethrone me from spot on number one
But you India, you lose
So best think you haven't won
When I'm through with you
We're gonna be completely fucking done
'Cause we only just begun
I review you
Zero
Bye bitch, gone
So come on, T-Series
Looking hungry for some drama
Here, let me serve your bitch lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
Look at T-Series they just crying for their momma
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
T-Series just wet themselves in their pajama
So who the hell is Bob, and why you wanna kiss him? (ew)
I'm a blue eyes white dragon, while you're just dark magician (oof)
You got a fifth of the population in your nation but
I got nine-year-olds of worlds so hold your defecation (oops)
No papa, no papa, yes papa, Johnny
Now down all of this sugar and
Let's throw this fucking party with some
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
Look at T-Series they just crying for their momma
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
Look at T-Series they just wetting their pajama
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna
You got a population of 1.32 billion
But most your videos can't seem to hit even a million

by BitchLasagana4Ever February 12, 2019

Bitch

One who goes to the gym, only to take pictures in the mirror for Instagram (usually goes by the name Trenton)

Yo! Jp! You see that kid lifting weights over there? Sam: yeah he looks like a bitch! Jp: I think his name is Trenton Negrete or something...

by Nogger January 26, 2019

Opal the Bitch

I know someone named opal who sucks. Theyy are ugly and annoying and full of it never befriend an opal

1: Oh i hate them who is that?
2:thats opal the bitch greasy bucket

by sdbfdjvshubi May 5, 2023

Bitch

a word used to yell at people, usually girls
a bitch is a female dog

Get the Fuck out of here you Bitch. At least I got the gender right!

by I aint no bitch May 7, 2018

bitch hook

1) a weapon that looks much like a large, bloody fishing hook.
2) A disagreeable person.
2) a super hero in the AI super hero game.

C: hey, shut up!
D: you shut up! i'll slap you with a bitch hook!

C: going to the concert tonight?
D: nah, my mom's being a bitch hook.

C: so, did you get through the first level yet?
D: almost, but i don't know how The Bitchook is going to save Chartreuse Tambourine Gypsy !

by Tuesday Valentine September 7, 2008

Brittany-Bitch Shot

Like a pickle back shot(shot of Jameson with a chaser of pickle juice), but instead of pickle juice, use jalapeno juice. A beautiful waitress came up with this shot and it was named after her!

Hey waitress, give us four Brittany-Bitch shots!

by Thwackx March 11, 2018

No bitches

in the state of having no bitches

every guy named josh has no bitches

by UHaveNoBitches! December 12, 2022