ass-hisstance

Refers to one or more whooshy/odiferous anal-exhalations dat someone "helpfully" releases on your behalf, such as to provide auditory and/or olfactory "cover" for a fart or other raucous/stinky social indiscretion of your own, to join with others in providing a fartification-line for keeping a less-than-welcome/desirable human at bay, etc.

I can't help snickering in certain public situations where something extremely laugh-inducing occurs but expressing amusement would e considered rude, so I always bring along a baked-beans-loving buddy to provide emergency ass-hisstance in such instances.

by QuacksO December 24, 2019

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Ass burp

When yo fart comes outcha ass smelling like really fucking bad

Did you just do an ass burp?
Yes 🤣
Yo, that shit stanks!!

Did something crawl in you and die

Damn you need to go get checked that ain’t Normal😑

by Ass burp December 25, 2019

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Ass

My big chunky thick booty

His ass is so thick can I squeeze?

by Butt174 December 25, 2019

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Demon bit your ass

When a negative though disturbs your self worth or makes you feel so shitty you wish you didn't exist

What's wrong? Demon bit your ass?

by LoneWanderess December 25, 2019

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A first ass man move

A first ass man move is one of great wisdom and self-awareness. This generally refers to moves that are unexpected, spontaneous, and perhaps even outright brilliant.

Origin: While this phrase may be of ambiguous origin, this term, for unexplained reasons, is heavily assosiated with the lord and saviour, Jesus Christ himself.

Boy 1: How did you get rid of that clingy chick that keeps stalking you on social media?
Boy 2: I blocked her.
Boy 1: Wow dude...that's a first ass man move, if you ask me.

by Jimmy's Croissants December 26, 2019

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