emo dick

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie thats amore

¨when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie thats amore emo dick¨

by bbeli January 10, 2022

Mountain dick

Of walkers or hikers that are constantly on the go, Mountain dick is a disorder that strikes roughly 2-3 hours into a hike.
Balls outsize the male appendage and even a man blessed with length and girth is suddenly struck with a micro penis.
Often caused by intense sweaty balls and gooch sweat.
Often discovered when having an impromptu piss on the rocks.

Look at Bill, he's got mountain dick!

Great, pissed on myself again, I've got severe mountain dick!

by Flatulent_monkeh August 20, 2025

dick beige

A word used to describe the skin color of white douche bags and fuckbois

My new boyfriend is a nice shade of dick beige. So hot...

by Chaos chaos December 8, 2016

microphalise dick

usually referring to a penis under the size of .3 centimeters when flaccid

get that fucking pube outta my vag.... oh wait THATS YOU microphalise dick

by godzilla cock July 5, 2017

Dick Lisp

A speaking disorder gained particularly by males from gobbling large amounts of cock.

Did you here Jordan'a dick lisp. I heard we went backpacking through Europe and participated in what the Germans call Wurstzubereitung.

by XxxgreaselordxxX January 15, 2017

Dick out

when a man fucks a woman (or another man) until it hurts so he has to tap out

Girl 1: is sex still good with your boyfriend?
Girl 2: oh yeah, we fucked all until he dick out.

by xerocool22 February 25, 2024

Skinny Dick Energy

Tall skinny (thin) guy with a big dick. That doesnt act like he is a dick.

"i love machine gun kelly. He has that skinny dick energy."
#TheOutLaws

by Crayon77 October 5, 2023