Sit, shit & split

When you have a last minute, unavoidable need to quickly poop, before dashing out somewhere important.

My lunch break is nearly over, but I need to sit, shit & split.

by Teuchtar73 December 18, 2019

Plumpy Shit

Plumpy shit, is a thing when you shit yourself two times and you do have the plumpiest shit

Eyo Gorge your plumpy shit is awesome!

by Kizz_ May 18, 2022

Shit cunt

His a fucking shit cunt

Your a shit cunt

by Big dick back in town November 23, 2021

Shit pit

A variation of ‘shit hole’

An undesirable place to live; Used to express that you really dislike the place where you are living; A term used in the Stephen King movie ‘Needful Things.’

I can’t wait to leave this shit pit if a town.

by SiL3Nt J September 14, 2023

SHITS AND GIGGLES.

Climactic culminated ORGASM.

After SHITTING you laugh to get even with the ELDER AND TRANSGENDER ABUSERS loss prevention security.

Well I SHITS AND GIGGLES. so much after that continuously spasmodis DICKING in the ASSHOLE.

I had the SHITS AND GIGGLES. so much , I started touching everything in the WINCO FOODS sight after I saw DAVID BUTLER the CFO , I touched their PRECIOUS ETERNAL bottle of the SHITS POTION number 31.

by HOMOSEXUAL CASTRATION August 20, 2021

talking a shit

when you want to describe yourself taking a shit but you seem to write "talking a shit" instead of "taking a shit". it can also mean talking about the characteristics of faeces.

Rose: (on snapchat) When you're talking a shit
George: (sees Rose's snap) Well, so the consistency of the shit is NOT WELL.
Annie: LMAO

by lovemelikeyousayyoudo May 31, 2018

BS-Shit Show

Acronym for Bullshit+Shit Show. The bullshit one is talking is sure to cause a shit show. Nothing good will come from that conversation, meeting, traffic stop, so on and so forth.

BS-Shit Show:
The 2020 Election was a bullshit shit show.

Everything Trump says and does is a bullshit shit show.

That status caused a bull shit shit show

by DomSubImmaSub69 November 23, 2020