Your mother times 3

If your mother is gay

You are also

Mother gay means that if your mother is gay you are also gay your mother times 3

by Your mother times 3 November 09, 2019

Fix your fuck

When someone says their give a fuck is broken, you tell them to fix their fuck.

Anthony says "My give a fuck is broken!",,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I say "well, FIX YOUR FUCK!"

by AuntDaddy September 01, 2022

Capitalize on your opportunity

When you have a opportunity to get some capitilize

Boy 1: Man this Sandra's best friend told me that she wants to date me

Boy 2:Capitalize on your opportunity

Boy 1: But I like Sandra

Boy 2:Capitalize on your opportunity

by monkeyboi69 January 23, 2025

Peeling your grapes

Peeling Your Grapes
A playful way of saying “I’m just kidding” or “I’m messing with you.” Used when joking around or trying to lighten the mood after a sarcastic or teasing comment.

Alex: “Dude, I just sold your car for five bucks.”
Jordan: “WHAT?!”
Alex: “Relax, I’m peeling your grapes!”

by MrWalkEmDownNEatUpOnTheyTaint February 26, 2025

pepper your eggs

To give someone genital warts.

Dude, she totally peppered my eggs.

I need to take a test, I think my eggs are peppered.

I have genital warts, I you are not careful, I may accidently pepper your eggs.

by TheBaker23 April 24, 2011

Whatever fucks your butt

An expression meaning " do whatever makes you happy " Usually a passive-aggressive response implying that you disagree with a person's opinion, but don't care because you're superior.

It's definitely not " floats your boat ", by the way. Pretty sure it's always been " fucks your butt ".

A : Bro, do you listen to Weezer ?
B : Nah, no way, when dicks fly !
A : Isn't the expression " when pigs fly " ?
B : No, it's not.
A : Yes, it literally is.
B : Fine, whatever fucks your butt, then.
A : Bro…

by cdeeznuts1999 May 17, 2025

In your situation

The sweetest angel walking on Earth that despite being busy with a family and another kid on the way, always goes the extra mile for her everyone. Good? Happy?

“Are you sure you can do that in your situation?

by HalfManHalfAmazing077 April 29, 2023