1) Having sex with a woman who is on her period. 2) A man's penis after having had sex with a woman on her period. 3) Female horniness when she is on her period.
I don't care if it will be messy, my girl's got red wood!
You don't need lube when you've got red wood!
Dude, my girl gave me red wood this morning and the ring still hasn't gone away!
You don't need lube when you've got red wood!
Dude, my girl gave me red wood this morning and the ring still hasn't gone away!
by E Ruff September 26, 2021
Get the Red Woodmug. by French Wood enthusiast November 21, 2018
Get the French Woodsmug. A skinny racist white boy who wears coke bottle glasses, listens to heavy metal bands like Damageplan, Pantera, Megadeth, Queensryche, etc. he does not like rap. He also plays dodgeball weekly. Occasionally heads up to sky zone and plays there. He brings his buddy Dalton, and sometimes his other buddy, fat Fuck Nate. He’s quick with his mouth, telling people the following.....
“Kill Yourself”
“Get Fuckin cancer”
“Hope you die in a fuckin fire”
“Go die in a car accident”
“Kill Yourself”
“Get Fuckin cancer”
“Hope you die in a fuckin fire”
“Go die in a car accident”
I met this guy on the internet, it turns out he’s not my type.
Honey, you have a Nick Wood on your hands.
Honey, you have a Nick Wood on your hands.
by Carmella is bae February 7, 2019
Get the nick woodmug. Another word for a rolly-polly or wood louse. Used sometimes in south-western BC, Canada including Vancouver island.
A: “That weird grey bug is a wood bug.” B: “Why is it called that?” A:“‘Cause it lives in wood, probably.”
by JFrancisF April 24, 2019
Get the Wood Bugmug. by Fisherman tabs August 2, 2020
Get the Haydn woodmug. by On the wood December 25, 2020
Get the On the woodmug. by LenisPicker September 16, 2020
Get the Woodmug.