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Prowling Wolf

Middle aged to senior aged man who lies to his spouse/significant other about where he is and what he's doing, doesnt answer the phone or text despite knowing hes worrying/hurting them after being gone for hours, while he's out cheating. Often blames the spouse for their confrontation, saying things like "you're not going to control me" "Jesus It's not my fault the line was so long" "I didn't hear my phone/My phone died, you're overreacting" "I needed a break from you". Often fulfilling some immature notion he thinks makes him look cool and young and independent, usually fueled by other disloyal so-called friends who are mainly jealous of the good relationship he actually has at home, while ruining the best thing he has going for him at point in his life. AKA cheating loser, man whore, self destructive idiot. Usually wind up alone and unloved, as those so-called friends aren't even there for them after they ruined their relationship whoring around.
PW: "I'm sick of you badgering me about how long I'm gone! I'm 59 years old, you're not going to control me!"
Spouse: "It doesn't take 2 1/2 hours to drive 6 blocks to buy toilet paper you didn't even bring home! I don't want to control you, but you can't even control yourself. You aren't treating me like this anymore. You're a damn lying cheating idiotic Prowling Wolf showing out for his worthless friends, and now you're single! I want a divorce!"
by SunlightRevelations March 28, 2025
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Scream Wolf

Definition:
scream wolf /skri m wʊlf/ (phrase, informal)

1. To raise a false alarm or make an urgent claim that is not true, especially in a recent or dramatic situation.
– Compare: cry wolf (used for repeated or older false warnings).

Example:
He screamed wolf about being in danger, but when it really happened, no one took him seriously.

Origin:
A modern twist on the classic fable "The Boy Who Cried Wolf", with “scream” emphasizing urgency or recency.
Define: Scream Wolf

1. To raise a false alarm or make an urgent claim that is not true, especially in a recent or dramatic situation.
– Compare: cry wolf (used for repeated or older false war

Origin:
A modern twist on the classic fable "The Boy Who Cried Wolf", with “scream” emphasizing urgency or recency.

Tags:
slang, false alarm, cry wolf, urgent lie, modern idiom, scream, wolf, exaggeration
by anonymous May 3, 2025
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Nappy Wolf

Kinda the chill guy in the discord server, doesnt really gaf what anyone thinks
has a really cute tail that he fluffs when he's in his "Bingo-Bingo-Goblin Mode" as she calls it

Often refurred (😉) to as the 5

crab 16

Very *VERY* racist and will get violent when you take away his foxy backshots
Ushanka wit a mf Nasa hoodie, Im going harder than my dick inside masami - Quote Nappy Wolf
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Meow Wolf

The name of an "art collective" often associated with the likes of Pizzagate and miscellaneous noncery.

Caused a massive shit storm on 4chan when BritAnon discovered a link between the Convergence Station location in Denver and several Masonic and Pizzagate themed art and installations, including secret "Pizza Mountain" webpages you can input your SSN into, and blatant nonce art on the walls.

Under no circumstances should you put the words rentry with a dot, followed by org, then a slash and meowwolfpizzagate into your address bar. It totally isn't an expose document on the place. Nothing to see here.
Avi: Did you head down to Meow Wolf the other day, Shi? I spent $33,000 on pizza and hot dogs
Shimon: Wow, I'll have to check it out after shul. Thanks for the tip. I'll bring my spare handkerchief.
by BigBoiledBond July 23, 2025
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Roxanne wolf

Roxanne wolf is the hottest character ever and i goon to her every night it has become an addiction to her it has gotten to a point where if I don’t do it i begin killing small animals and hurting those around me my wife has left with the kids and the police are currently hunting me please send help
Did you steal my childs Roxanne wolf plush

Yes sorry

Why is it sticky
by Betheed August 5, 2025
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spice wolf

"Yes please take me to Indian restaurants I'm such a spice wolf"
by Bigscheming December 13, 2025
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The Wolf Moon

That moment of pure vulnerability when you are driving back from the winter holidays under the first full moon of the year. You are thinking about him, and a specific song by a legendary Canadian singer starts playing. You realize every word is a message you’ve been wanting to tell him, but you're using the music to speak for you.
"I love you, please say
You love me too, these three words
They could change our lives forever
And I promise you that we will always be together
Till the end of time

Well maybe I, I need a little love yeah
And maybe I, I need a little care
And maybe I, maybe you, maybe you, maybe you
Oh you need somebody just to hold you
If you do, just reach out and I'll be there"
The Wolf Moon drive
by Mi & Your♾️Fantasia January 4, 2026
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