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vagina monologue

A queef, or other noise from a vagina or a conversation that a woman might have with her vagina as if it were alive.
I bent over to tie my shoe when my pussy decided it wanted to have a vagina monologue.

My girlfriend thought it would be funny to have a vagina monologue when I turned her down for sex.
by Michael B. Finch March 28, 2008
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vagina transmutation

ok, you have a vagina. and then one day, BAM! Herpes. thats how it happens.
The other day while i was watching Oprah, i think her vagina transmutation was taking place because her face was all crazy looking.
by Uncle Jesse's Left Nut October 13, 2003
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Vagina Poop

Dude, that guy over there is vagina poop.
by pyromantaco January 16, 2011
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Vagina Cakes

(Noun) Dried residue left upon the panties of a female after a night of hot sex. Also used as muffin topping in germany.
I had a stellar vagina cakes muffin in Frankfurt last week.
by Stafford154 January 20, 2006
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Vagina balls

When playing Halo 3, male players can "tea bag" another player after killing them...when a girl does this, however, it is referred to as "Vagina-balling"
Halo player 1 (female): Shot you, haha!
Halo player 2: Whatever, I'll get you next time
halo player 1 (female): But I still got your pride...Vagina balls! (squats over player 2 on the face, repeatedly)
by blondyyninja February 11, 2010
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vagina vignettes

The female equivalent of penis pictures. Things that my grandma used to take.
Jeff: guess what I found in the attic
Ulric: Jews?
Jeff: nah just some of my granny's vagina vignettes
Ulric: ew
Jeff: ew
by neo noodle May 18, 2019
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vagina splatt

the cum that leaks out of a girls vagina after blowing your load in her.
dude you should have seen the vagina splatt that hit the floor after i fucked her.

dude you are about as useful as a vagina splatt right now.
by jiffster007 September 12, 2009
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