A queef, or other noise from a vagina or a conversation that a woman might have with her vagina as if it were alive.
I bent over to tie my shoe when my pussy decided it wanted to have a vagina monologue.
My girlfriend thought it would be funny to have a vagina monologue when I turned her down for sex.
My girlfriend thought it would be funny to have a vagina monologue when I turned her down for sex.
by Michael B. Finch March 28, 2008
Get the vagina monologue mug.The other day while i was watching Oprah, i think her vagina transmutation was taking place because her face was all crazy looking.
by Uncle Jesse's Left Nut October 13, 2003
Get the vagina transmutation mug.(Noun) Dried residue left upon the panties of a female after a night of hot sex. Also used as muffin topping in germany.
by Stafford154 January 20, 2006
Get the Vagina Cakes mug.When playing Halo 3, male players can "tea bag" another player after killing them...when a girl does this, however, it is referred to as "Vagina-balling"
Halo player 1 (female): Shot you, haha!
Halo player 2: Whatever, I'll get you next time
halo player 1 (female): But I still got your pride...Vagina balls! (squats over player 2 on the face, repeatedly)
Halo player 2: Whatever, I'll get you next time
halo player 1 (female): But I still got your pride...Vagina balls! (squats over player 2 on the face, repeatedly)
by blondyyninja February 11, 2010
Get the Vagina balls mug.Jeff: guess what I found in the attic
Ulric: Jews?
Jeff: nah just some of my granny's vagina vignettes
Ulric: ew
Jeff: ew
Ulric: Jews?
Jeff: nah just some of my granny's vagina vignettes
Ulric: ew
Jeff: ew
by neo noodle May 18, 2019
Get the vagina vignettes mug.dude you should have seen the vagina splatt that hit the floor after i fucked her.
dude you are about as useful as a vagina splatt right now.
dude you are about as useful as a vagina splatt right now.
by jiffster007 September 12, 2009
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