Bank turding

A form of protest in the neohippie movement and porn hippie movement against the evil economic system we live under where they throw shit at a bank and smear it on its walls and leave toilet paper that they have wiped there ass on at it's front door.
Want a do some bank turding?
by Deep blue 2012 April 21, 2010
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turd-shit

something that really sucks or you hate.
your hair looks like turd-shit today.
by turd December 12, 2003
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turd cruncher

noun:turd scraper(terd sckraipur)
1- an object that smushes your turds and you can make your own turd hat or turd scraper with it
al," im goin to the turd factory to get a turd cruncher this weekent thier having a HUGE sale."
kohri, " is their realy a turd factory? and whats a turd cruncher."
al, " i can make turd hats and what not whith it."
by yotoddal January 21, 2006
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Turd Merchant

A homosexual; a gentleman who deals with the turd of another gentleman in a poking fashion.
There's Philip Moody, he's a right turd merchant!
by Andy M December 04, 2003
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turd burgler

one who breaks in and leaves turds in the breeched facility
yep looks like a turd burgler left us a gift in the shower
by hot karl August 11, 2003
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Turd Fergeson

A middle aged individual that enjoys jerking off to pictures of dolls.
dude, raverchris should change his name to "Turd Fergeson"
by La BONCH February 17, 2003
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turd on a roll

"meat" loaded with chemicals (to insure freshness!) sold at convenience store. AKA: shit sandwich (or "sammich") -NOT FINE FRENCH CUISINE!!! ie: catch 'the' cancer here!!
i parked the dump truck and gotted me a turd on a roll and 'ultra' gulp!!

had too much air in my guts, ah needed me a turd on a roll!!
by michael foolsley January 13, 2010
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