Bank turding

A form of protest in the neohippie movement and porn hippie movement against the evil economic system we live under where they throw shit at a bank and smear it on its walls and leave toilet paper that they have wiped there ass on at it's front door.

Want a do some bank turding?

by Deep blue 2012 April 21, 2010

turd-shit

something that really sucks or you hate.

your hair looks like turd-shit today.

by turd December 11, 2003

Turd Merchant

A homosexual; a gentleman who deals with the turd of another gentleman in a poking fashion.

There's Philip Moody, he's a right turd merchant!

by Andy M December 4, 2003

turd cruncher

noun:turd scraper(terd sckraipur)
1- an object that smushes your turds and you can make your own turd hat or turd scraper with it

al," im goin to the turd factory to get a turd cruncher this weekent thier having a HUGE sale."
kohri, " is their realy a turd factory? and whats a turd cruncher."
al, " i can make turd hats and what not whith it."

by yotoddal January 21, 2006

turd burgler

one who breaks in and leaves turds in the breeched facility

yep looks like a turd burgler left us a gift in the shower

by hot karl August 11, 2003

Turd Fergeson

A middle aged individual that enjoys jerking off to pictures of dolls.

dude, raverchris should change his name to "Turd Fergeson"

by La BONCH February 16, 2003

Epic Turd

A turd so large that it blows out the sphincter muscle and can't be flushed down the toilet hole. It then has to be carried outside in all it's stinky glory in a bag or bucket.

Guy1 Dude, That's one Epic Turd!

Guy2 I know! It hurt like hell and I think it blew out my rectum!

by Ornery Gorrilla January 27, 2015