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The Donald Trump

A oral sex act in which a girl/guy gives you a blowjob and then proceeds to let you blow it over their face. After this has been accomplished you reach into a bowl of Cheetos crunch them in your hand and throw it onto their face. If you say “incredible” or “unbelievable” it will most likely enhance the act.
I was in my parents room when me and sally did “the Donald Trump” it was unbelievable!
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Trump Derangement Syndrome 

The reality-bending form of dementia that Donald Trump suffers from. Characterised by a juvenile temperament, obsessive lying and a grotesquely bloated ego.

By extension, the term is also used to describe Trump supporters' curious inability or unwillingness to notice that the man is utterly cracked.

A third, possibly ironic, use is to pretend that Trump critics are somehow deranged for pointing out the glaringly obvious.
Reporter: The president just smeared Big Mac sauce over all his body and ran naked through the streets of Washington, DC, screaming about fake news and reptilian space aliens. Your thoughts, Mr. Fluffer?

Fluffer: Well, he's not a traditional politician. That's why we love him and why millions voted for him. Haters like you are just suffering from Trump Derangement Syndrome, always trying to find a reason, any reason, to criticize him.

trump hour 

A unit of time in which any number of scandals, revelations, or other dismaying news can occur.
here's a recap of all the things that have happened in the last Trump Hour.

trump kush 

Trump OG is an indica dominant hybrid strain created through crossing the infamous OG Kush X Presidential OG. Even if you didn’t vote for him, don’t let that cloud your judgment on this giggle-inducing bud! Its super high 20.5% average THC level and myriad of head and body effects will change how you view our president elect. Trump OG is a creeper, sneaking up on you and taking you completely by surprise with a heavy sedative effect. As you are dropped into a state of sleepy relaxation, your mind will fall into a deep introspection that leaves you spacey and distant with no hope of focus. However, you may suddenly become talkative and giggly, laughing at anything and nothing in particular. Eventually you’ll fall into a heavy sleepy state that can easily pull you into a deep sleep. With these effects and its high THC level, Trump OG is the perfect bud for killing the effects of insomnia, chronic pain, migraines or headaches, and fatigue. Trump OG has a musky fruity flavor with hints of sweet citrus and herbs and an extremely smooth exhale. The aroma is of pungent lemony citrus and spicy herbs. Trump OG buds have super sticky fluffy forest green grape-shaped long thin orange hairs and a coating of tiny amber colored crystal trichomes.
I only use this trump kush strain later in the afternoon.

After smoking this strain- NONSENSE follows.

Its creates the feeling of being an OVERGROWN CHILD WITH NO FILTER.
trump kush by herfave July 3, 2017

trumpanion

you are a true trumpanion cos you hate muslims and love america
trumpanion by TrumastRUMPANION October 24, 2017

Trump it down 

How do you not understand any of this? Here, let me Trump it down for you.
Trump it down by Bank Varish March 15, 2018

trump wall

a big ass wall that the president decided to make so that he could stop mexicans from crossing the border
Miguel: Hey man lets smuggly some pot over the border

Adrien: But Donald Trump made that big ass trump wall