Shark-Nosing

The reaction to someone saying something dumb as hell

I'm Shark-Nosing at what Garrett did

by sharknoser December 28, 2020

Shark

A shark is another word for a fast car.

Tyrell: Yo look at that car that shit fast asl
James: Dat shit a shark on my deadmanz

by StrawberryFlavoredLasagna December 26, 2021

Watching a Shark movie

This basically means that your best friend is fucking the living shit out of your Ex. But hey, ask him how your dick taste.

We were just watching a shark movie... nothing else happened.

by Binferg August 1, 2017

Anal Shark

When you’re doing anal sex and your girl sticks a tampon in her ass, then asking you to pull it out with your teeth. To get more creative, you can feed it to her

Yo bro, I was with my girl last night and it was crazy! She asked for an anal shark and I was up for the challenge

by Gerry Handyman April 28, 2019

Shark Bait

When you go swimming in the ocean on your period

I was shark bait at Bondi Beach yesterday, luckily there were no sharks.

by Jawjar420 November 7, 2019

Clark The Shark

Shark boy ; A prehistoric creature that has been living under the depths of the sea. It is a vicious creature indeed.
It is known for being quite short in length. However, it has deadly uneven teeth that are known to be quite strong; it can take a chunk out of a toe. It is reported to have a poor sense of humor.
This shark also tends to simp however it is known for failing to find love in the sea.
A Clark The Shark also has a poor sense of direction and has a poor sense of vision.
It is a member of the predator family however it is often hunted by its own prey and sacrificed to a rock.

Conclusion I believe that in one more year it will go extinct.

Clark The Shark is coming after the little children, RUN AWAY!

by anonymous November 29, 2021

False shark

One way you know someone claiming to be a shark is not a shark is sharks don't run other animals off. Another way you know someone who claims to be a shark is not a shark is sharks don't need tanks and scuba apparatus to swim deep underwater, their bodies are made for their environment, which is not a natural environment for humans.

The false shark said he/she was a shark, despite a lack of similarity to the underwater animals.

by Solid Mantis December 11, 2019