A character that Michael Scott(the office) made up in a fake movie he made. Was later discovered by his co-workers.
"I'm really, really sorry. I guess I was just relieved to see that Michael Scarn got his confidence back."
by Tvillingarna526 December 03, 2019
by bagelsovRbitches March 31, 2015
One of the hotter freshman at PHU, he rolls with the football players although he does not play. That just shows how cool he is. Personally i would think he has to be dead sexy for me to be writting this.
by imlovenit November 14, 2010
Derogatory term used by bicyclists or a bike shop employee referring to an office worker looking for a single speed bike or someone riding a single speed. This term is used because the rear wheel of a single speed is "bolted on", thus, Bolton. Also in reference to the movie Office Space and the character Michael Bolton. Person looking to buy a lifestyle in addition to a bicycle.
One bike shop employee to another bike shop employee, "Can you go help that Michael Bolton with the Bianchi Pista and ask him if he wants a matching messanger bag?".
by Clayton Coffelt April 04, 2008
A former NFL quarterback (with the Atlanta Falcons), who basically had it made. He was getting way overpaid and doing a horrible job being quarterback. He was a much better than most running backs, wide receivers, etc. He was later caught dog fighting, which I'm still not sure why.
Me: "Did you here that Michael Vick got busted for dog fighting?"
Key: "Fo real? That nigga had it made!"
Key: "Fo real? That nigga had it made!"
by MicahelVIckisdumb February 26, 2009
by rizzologyPhd April 21, 2023
The moment when you see a Michael and you question your sexuality, because the sheer amount of sex apeal coming from a Michael is to much to withstand.
by I fucking hate jay January 01, 2021