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slam chop

Like a slam piece but WAY BIGGER. This is a man or woman that you would typically not even DREAM about having sex with but after several drinks becomes VERY appealing.
Lakin: Girl , that dudes looking good about now.
Sarah: Are you blind? He's huge.
Lakin: Yep, he's about to be my slam chop!
by HankWeed April 29, 2020
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Chop

To get a blowjob. Verb and Noun. Everybody wants to be chopped.
"How did it go with Rosie last night?"
"Not good man, I didn't get the chop"
"Man Rosie's a bitch she never chops!"
or
"who's that girl sitting on the varsity bench?"
"Oh her? that's the team manager she helps the players get ready before games"
"Damn I bet she chopped the team!"
by TheLatinJew January 11, 2015
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Chopped

Getting chopped is a medical procedure in which the vas deferens, are chopped off to prevent pregnancy. While the procedure does involve removing the physical anomaly known as the testicles, it is a common and effective form of male sterilization.

Reported side effects may include subtle hormonal changes, absolute weight management, and enhanced sexual satisfaction for individuals. Many patients describe an improvement in intimacy and sexual freedom following the procedure, as it allows the user to orgasm unlimited times during intercourse.

The procedure is widely embraced by public figures and celebrities, especially singers and has garnered attention as a lifestyle choice for couples prioritizing family planning. Additionally, it has become a subject of interest among some women who find the choice appealing for personal or relational reasons.
Hey did you hear Chris Brown got chopped at the age of 12.
by Dr California December 31, 2024
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Chopped House

A house in Fortnite Battle Royale that contains no loot or chests, more specifically in Chapter 6 near the middle of the map by the train.
Dude, you wanna land at Chopped House?

This house has no loot! Its such a Chopped House!
by AnimatioNate June 9, 2025
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Ching Chong Chode Chop

Ching Chong Chode Chop is a common game, also refered too as "homies test" and "slamajamahama meat mopping."
Two male contestants (refered to as the Holy Subjects), a male Host (refered to as the Nibba Lord), two females (refered to as the Pussy Prospectors) and at least 3 audience members.

The game is played as followed:
The Nibba Lord will ask a common sense question. The Holy Subjects must answer within 2 seconds, and if a Subject fails to answer correctly or takes too long, the game is brought into phase 2.

In phase two, both Holy Subjects must run towards their assigned Pussy Prospector, declothe them and perform sexual intercourse as fast as possible to the point of ejaculation. The last one to have an orgasm will be brought to the Balls of Shame.

In the Balls of Shame, the losing Holy Subject and a random audience member will be brought up to the stage. The Subject will then have his penis cut off. The dismembered genitals will be inserted deep in the anus of the audience member. The audience member will have to perform oral sex with a random Pussy Prospector while roped to the ceiling and shaken around. The audience member has to orgasm before the dismembered penis falls out of their anus. If they succeed, then they get to leave. If they lose, they are shot and killed on the spot.
Sam: hey man i played Ching Chong Chode Chop last night and i cummed in that bitch so hard my penis cut itself off
Fredrick: i want to become trans and be a Pussy Prospector
by nebula49 December 31, 2020
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Clam chops

Clam = vagina, Chops = face
Clam chops = vagina face

Friendly insult toward your esteemed chaps
Sheila: Thanks for the top root ey cunt.
Bloke: Yeah you too clam chops.

See that ugly bird over there?

Who? you mean clam chops?
by nigeLpredator February 7, 2017
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Squeeze the chop

Used to indicate that an objective has been achieved or a task completed.
Boss: Did you finish the job boys?
Worker: Squeeze the chop boss!
by Ricesee March 8, 2019
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