Vanilla gift card

Trash gift card that are sold by the scammers called "vanilla", You can't use them on eBay and other online retailers for "security reasons" which is an absolute shitty lie. Sometimes the card refuses to work because someone hacked it and drained it immediately after purchase.
My Vanilla gift card is absolute shit.
by ekxer3 November 26, 2023
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my card

Street slang for your own life or chance in life.
"I'm praying to my Glock and my card" = I praying for my gun and my life
by Spghetty December 20, 2017
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milf card

A tiktok trend meaning that they will give whoever a free pass to be with a milf
I got Lynsey pregnant she gave me a milf card!
by pussy ass hoe <3 April 26, 2021
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The Credit Card Reader

When you use yo tongue as a credit card and you lick yo womans pussy as a reader and everytime you go up and down she makes a beep sound
Yeah me and Emily did The Credit Card Reader the other day
by toapt July 19, 2024
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SD Card

a type of memory card typically used in digital cameras and other portable devices.
"a 1 GB SD card would be a good investment with this camera"
by awesomesauce128 March 22, 2021
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Playing the A Card

Making reference to you or your child's autism diagnosis (as a form of disability) in a conversation with a service provider (or customer service representative) to lend greater urgency or import to your request, complaint or request for policy exception. Derived from similar term "Playing he Race Card", an idiomatic phrase that refers to exploitation of either racist or anti-racist attitudes by accusing others of racism.
I can't believe I had to wait in line for 30 minutes to pick up an item at Best Buy that was supposedly ready yesterday. After 10 minutes my son had a meltdown from the sensory overload of spending so much time in the bright, loud store.

You could see employees standing around doing nothing while I waited in line. When the manager working the desk made a comment that 'someone was a little cranky' (instead of apologizing for the inappropriate wait), I almost lost it. I'm still pretty angry but at least I got a $50 gift card after I complained to corporate, Playing the A Card.
by SmoknKynd February 04, 2015
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Union Card

When you wrap a playing card or other thick cardboard around your penis before sex to achieve supplemental girth. When inserted, the card is part of your “union” with your partner, hence, union card.
My dick is shaped like a coffee stirrer, better get my union card ready.
by Teamster954 March 26, 2021
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