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Lawyers, Guns and Money

What you send for when the shit has hit the fan.

Song by American songwriter Warren Zevon on his 1978 album "Excitable Boy."
"I was gambling in Havana, I took a little risk.
Send Lawyers, Guns and Money, dad, get me out of this."
by RuthenianCynic December 14, 2008
mugGet the Lawyers, Guns and Moneymug.

So Money

The quintessential expression of moneytude. Transcends the state of moneyness.
"Bro, I shit on a girl's face after I jizzed on her. It was so money."
by Timmy Monnahan April 17, 2006
mugGet the So Moneymug.

I-35 money

Similar to long money. Typically, a longstanding financial empire that has been amassed and eventually passed down from generation to generation. The term "I-35" is symbolic of the length of U.S. interstate that nearly touches the neighboring countries of Mexico and Canada, giving it a near nationwide effect. The Hiton sisters, Ivanka Trump are some examples of beneficiaries of I-35 money.
Paris Hilton, got that I-35 money.

Ivanka Trump, got that I-35 money.

Oprah got that I-35 money.

Bill Gates got that I-35 money.

Warren Buffett got that I-35 money.
by TechieThugg March 12, 2008
mugGet the I-35 moneymug.

Money Whore

Hey can I borrow some money?

No..Im broke, Get your dude to give you some money.
He already did.
YOU ARE THE DEFINITION OF MONEY WHORE!
by iamthepie July 8, 2012
mugGet the Money Whoremug.

fuck you money

The exact amount of money required in order to tell an individual or organization to go fuck themselves without facing repercussions.
When I grow up I want to be a shitposter on the internet with 'fuck you money' like Notch.
by Phelen February 27, 2017
mugGet the fuck you moneymug.

big money prizes

Prizes that are big money
I flipped a jack up when I dealt for euchre... big money prizes.
by 81stCoptic’ June 15, 2018
mugGet the big money prizesmug.

fuck you money

any amount of money allowing infinite perpetuation of wealth necessary to maintain a desired lifestyle without needing employment or assistance from anyone.
The 6% guaranteed interest payments from Bill's investments earn him about 12 million dollars per year. His standard of living only requires approximately $4,000,000 per year. He will never need to be employed by anyone. He has "fuck you money".
by crimson May 4, 2003
mugGet the fuck you moneymug.

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