Fuck-Tard

/fʌk/-/ˈri tɑ d/ (tard is shortened for retard)

noun: fuck-tard; plural noun: fuck-tards

Used to describe a person who is completely retarded however has not been classified as one yet, a shock to all.

Me: "Eugene is such a Fuck-Tard!"
Eugene: "Yeet!"

by I_Despise_Oxygen July 13, 2019

tard

short for the word retard.

"Anne is such a tard!"

by myhandsmellwerid March 11, 2019

Morning Tard Syndrome

Is your body is awake but your brain is just not quite there yet.

Don't try to have a conversation still I've had my coffee due to my morning tard syndrome making me unable to focus on you.

by Lord Corpse February 14, 2025

Tard

"Tard" A noun meaning: A person who did something stupid , or lame

Tard is to be said in a joking matter. Not to be confused with the word "Retard"

If your bestfriend did something cheesy or stupid , you simply call them a "Tard"

"Nathaniel Hernandez is such a tard." His bestfriend , Alexander said jokingly

by SlyFoxXoXo December 18, 2017

Fart tard

When you fart on a kid with special needs and they jizz in there pants because they are so surprised

Hey do u want to get fart tard on you ugly retard.

by Whyubeingqueefy April 21, 2021

R-Tard

likes dick in every hole his his body and constantly trys to suck his own cock. he would even be the person to try to stick his own dick in his ass. you know, if it was eve close to big enough.

Levi: wow what an R-Tard

by Ldaniel2006 April 7, 2022

Fuck Tard

When somebody is a fucking retard or acts like a fucking retard.

Your brother is such a fuck tard.

by Pickled Panda July 3, 2025