National Slime paultooreal Day

National slime paultooreal day is July21st

If you see him its mandatory to kill him otherwise you have to be killed

Yo it's that dork ass loser paultooreal and it's National Slime paultooreal Day lets go off him

by BobCob July 20, 2025

Hans Simy

an extremely unfunny joke oftentimes resulting in overwhelming cringe, disgust, and sometimes even thoughts of suicide.

“that joke at the lunch table today was a total hans simy”

by daevbom October 27, 2025

OG SLIM

That guy in the comments that always has the best GIF comments. Knows the lore, knows de wae. Is chronically online, is everywhere & nowhere at the same time. He's now on Giphy @OGSLIMVIBE because of course he is!

Is that OG SLIM? Is it really him?

by OGSLIMVIBE October 27, 2025

Congealed Slime Mentality

A Chaotic-Neutral character with a bad personality.

Why does the villain have such a big congealed slime mentality though?

by fenlfenl January 20, 2026

the pickings are slim

a) there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly reject common sense and scientific reality.

b) I didn't get my way this time, but I'll get my revenge next time.

As per definition b) when the pickings are slim, do not take your revenge in a violent manner, but calmly try again.

by Sexydimma September 23, 2014

the pickings are slim

there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly reject common sense and scientific reality.

do not argue with stupid, retargerous, naive people, or someone who is not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier; most often than not the pickings are slim and you end up wasting your time.

by Sexydimma December 17, 2014

screwin the slim jim

Another phrase for wanking a particularly long, thin willy. bashing the bishop spanking the monkey five knuckle shuffle

Randy: Mom get out of my room.
Randy's Mother: Okay honey, just don't go back to screwin the slim jim.

by mcapuano42 August 28, 2016