The East Honduran Scissor ritual

Potentially the most grotesque sexual activity of all time, first the man (if not previously) circumcises himself and uses the foreskin blood as lube. If ashes are in reach proceed to grab those and rub gently over the female waist. Then grab a matchstick and set her on fire. Use the lazy fireman to put the fire out and then break temporarily. After everything settles you need to give yourself an Indian sunburn on your cock. This redness should translate to heat so when inserted in the vagina it should make the woman unpleasantly moan. Which causes the final ejaculation to take place. Lastly, to clear the scene use traditional methods and use Epsom salts to clean off the burns.

Jen : can you remind me how to do The East Honduran Scissor ritual please?

by Crack15 September 2, 2019

vibin in the ritzz

Vibin in the ritzz is when your vibin And you are in a car or room

What are y’all doin?
You: vibin in the Ritzz

by Manchildritz October 5, 2020

Satanic death ritual

The death of roblox gamer girls to get them to leave

Omigosh look at me im smol beans owo
Me: say goodbye this is the start of a satanic death ritual

by aetherhater December 5, 2020

PUT-UH-RITE

Put-uh-rite is what you do with someone or something that you should have left rite where it was.
Because it was meant to be seen, Not touched, Not moved, and Definitely not admired so much you take it home....

I have to take and

put-uh-rite him because he is not what he seems.

by Mrs. KNOWITALL. December 15, 2020

leave-uh-rite

LEAVE-UH-RITE is what you do with a person or an object that should never be touched, picked up, admired, put in your pocket , or especaily taken home....

STOP RITE THERE !!

YOU ARE LOOKING AT A LEAVE-UH-RITE.
HE IS A

LEAVE-UH -RITE.... IF YOU TAKE HIM FROM THERE YOU WILL HAVE TO DO A {PUT -UH -RITE }.

by Mrs. KNOWITALL. December 15, 2020

Tanya x Rita

Literally the best souls met each other and became besties ( what were you waiting from taurus x cancer? Nothing else obviously)

Friend: who are these sexy bitches?

Someone: they are called " Tanya x Rita": the tall one is a slut for Harry and is 100% a bitch, and the second one is the kindest person alive who is unfortunately dumb

by Slut for Harry ! August 12, 2021

Tanya x Rita

The best souls met each other and became 4lifersss!!1!1! ( what were you waiting from taurus x cancer? Obviously nothing else, literally soulmates<3)

Friend: who are these sexy bitches?

Someone: they are called " Tanya x Rita": the tall one is a slut for Harry and the most narcissistic person alive , and the second one is the kindest human being who is unfortunately dumb

by Slut for Harry ! August 12, 2021