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infinite pizza theorem

The infinite pizza theorem is the proposition that, given any circle (particularly a pizza), a slice directly in the middle of the circle will create two half circles of 181° total. This occurs when you split two degrees on opposite sides of the circle, creating two extra half degrees on either end of the half circle. The infinite pizza theorem is one of the more plausible solutions to world hunger, next to mass genocide.
I used the infinite pizza theorem to make 180 pizzas into 181!
by Quantum Mechanist January 7, 2020
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Sexy pizza airplane

A true snacc. A term of endearment towards a guy. Used if a girl finds a guy really attractive.
-You see him over there?
-Yeah. He’s a sexy pizza airplane.
by Cookie cat101 April 9, 2021
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woking pizza express

A magical place that defies the laws of physics; the staff won't remember your visit, and no-one saw it happen

The phrase comes from a popular pizza eatery in Woking that may be cited as an alibi whenever you're accused of something that you definitely did, but don't want to admit.
I can't have had sex with my good friend's trafficked child prostitute because on the night in question I was in Woking Pizza Express.
by Flangetta November 23, 2019
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The Brooklyn Pizza Incident

In Brooklyn, a group of 15 or more men stormed into one local pizza shop, took over the pizza shop and hold the employees hostage, went to the back where the unfinished pizzas were, and then force themselves onto the ovens and then all simultaneously jizz onto the pizza practically covering the entire pizza in man sauce. They do this with every pizza, then make their escape.
The Brooklyn Pizza Incident happened on the news yesterday! And JAMIE lead the attack!
by Rionox March 2, 2023
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Chicken Cheese Pizza

A pizza that you want right now (it is your preference)
man i really want some Chicken Cheese Pizza up my ass
by bleached ass hole April 4, 2018
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fat chick pizza

Pizza that usually has fresh mozzarella, copious tomatoes, broccoli, and anything else that's healthy. It is so named because it's what fat girls order every time in an attempt to show who ever they're with that they're healthy and they should not be so fat.

(ironically this pizza will have more calories than plain)
I'll have two slices of the pesto and spinach pizza.

Ok, 2 pieces of fat chick pizza it is.
by noggerino May 21, 2011
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Take the piece of pizza

Jon: Damn IRS sending me a fucking audit!

Bill: Duuuude, just take the piece of pizza dude

Jon: Stfu
by Mocoholi November 11, 2010
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