A common form of diarrhea, in which soft fecal matter and non digested food (most often lettuce or vegetables) covers much of the toilet's surface water, giving the appearance of a miniaturized marsh, swamp or bog within the bowl. It must then be allowed to linger; no flushing, until potency has been acquired and a second party has declared it to be such.
Also sometimes but rarely known as Bowel Bog
Also sometimes but rarely known as Bowel Bog
Alex is being a dick, I'm gonna go Shit Swamp his toilet. Wait 15 minutes and then go declare it.
or
If I find out which of you assholes just laid a Shit Swamp in my bathroom, I'll beat your nads in!
Never mind he declared it for you.
or
If I find out which of you assholes just laid a Shit Swamp in my bathroom, I'll beat your nads in!
Never mind he declared it for you.
by BFew November 27, 2010
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If you are planning to hike the West Coast Trail on Vancouver Island, Canada the rules are you need to pack out your shit. Not just your garbage, your shit.
If you are planning to hike the West Coast Trail on Vancouver Island, Canada the rules are you need to pack out your shit. Not just your garbage, your shit.
My wife and I were planning to hike the West Coast trail to celebrate her 40th birthday, but then she found out that you are required to haul out your feces because it is an environmentally sensitive area.
No problem I said, we can just hire you a shit sherpa to carry it for you.
No problem I said, we can just hire you a shit sherpa to carry it for you.
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"Shit happenz in relationships."
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A.K.A. wayward wipers
A.K.A. wayward wipers
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Used when either term alone is insufficient in expressing extreme disappointment or anger .
Used when either term alone is insufficient in expressing extreme disappointment or anger .
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